Joining a session online

[spunkmyer]

Well if you get stuck and want help I can pop over sometime and have a look for you.

[Gate88]

Cheers Mike I might have to take you up on that, if its anything other than pointing and clicking its way outside my range of comprhension!

[coptermanic]

It's asking me
"there is no selected service to be configured as a virtual server"

What the hell is this?

ps this sort of stuff does my head in, esp after a couple of red wines!!!

[Gate88]

What the hell is this?

Dont ask me fella!

I'm going back to doing it the old fashioned way, by actually taking a real RC heli to a real field and flying with real people!

Opening my port to accept logs sounds like a scene from a gay scat video!!!

[spunkmyer]

Dont ask me fella!

I'm going back to doing it the old fashioned way, by actually taking a real RC heli to a real field and flying with real people!

Opening my port to accept logs sounds like a scene from a gay scat video!!!

[coptermanic]

lol

[spunkmyer]

It's asking me
"there is no selected service to be configured as a virtual server"

What the hell is this?

ps this sort of stuff does my head in, esp after a couple of red wines!!!

Is the message from the router, pc or phoenix. If the router then your router can not do UDP or TCP together for the virtual server

[Gate88]

Ok I've just sorted it out so for those of you who need a difinitive simple answer, here it is......

Switch on PC put ISP in the TCB and the ASCII UPD unplug USB.

Find your integrated programmable system protocol proxy watermarker and copy the settings for the paramitized real-time interface active work cluster into the interactive binary proxy compiler. If you cant find the password look it up in the optimized parallel architucture database cache under Phoenix XTR Realflight.

Enter your credit card and bank account details here.....

DodgyNigerianScamArtistPortOpenDownload.com

Replace the virtual protocol algorithm agent with the meta level secure system array using door number 29387346467372829020912921992 if this comes back with not recognized try using 347330992765442383 or
947576957575755858, of none of these work use the number 3 cause that always does.

Enter the open the port using the number provided divided by the length of your main blades and multiplied by H2o.

Press Ctrl, Alt, Dlt, #, X, up arrow & backspace all at the same time and turn up your speakers really loud.

Configure your LAN WAN NAN & GRAN

Then select, skip advert, skip updates, skip install, skip to my loo & skippy the bush kangaroo.

And there you go!

Simple!!!

[coptermanic]

Ah, so that's it. Nice one!!!!!!!!

[crash-alot]

Gate, I think you need to go to one of these to brush up on your tachyon beams, baryon sweeps, quantum fluctuations and event horizons!

[tiddler]

Ok I've just sorted it out so for those of you who need a difinitive simple answer, here it is......

Switch on PC put ISP in the TCB and the ASCII UPD unplug USB.

Find your integrated programmable system protocol proxy watermarker and copy the settings for the paramitized real-time interface active work cluster into the interactive binary proxy compiler. If you cant find the password look it up in the optimized parallel architucture database cache under Phoenix XTR Realflight.

Enter your credit card and bank account details here.....

DodgyNigerianScamArtistPortOpenDownload.com

Replace the virtual protocol algorithm agent with the meta level secure system array using door number 29387346467372829020912921992 if this comes back with not recognized try using 347330992765442383 or
947576957575755858, of none of these work use the number 3 cause that always does.

Enter the open the port using the number provided divided by the length of your main blades and multiplied by H2o.

Press Ctrl, Alt, Dlt, #, X, up arrow & backspace all at the same time and turn up your speakers really loud.

Configure your LAN WAN NAN & GRAN

Then select, skip advert, skip updates, skip install, skip to my loo & skippy the bush kangaroo.

And there you go!

Simple!!!

Makes perfect sense to me

[spunkmyer]

That old chestnut always works

[coptermanic]

An update on my online connecting issues.

I found out by chance that I can start a new session online , but still cannot join a current one. Odd that.

[Birdie4x4]

I altered the settings in my router and managed to join a session, it was great, the following night nothing, very disapointed. Will try tonight fingers crossed.

[coptermanic]

Still not quite sure what happens when you join a session? Are there 2 or more helis? Do you take it in turns, or watch??