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    Why Helicopters are better than women

    Helicopters can kill you quickly, a woman takes her time.

    Helicopters can be turned on by a flick of a switch.

    Helicopters don't get mad if you "touch and go".

    Helicopters don't object to a pre-flight inspection.

    Helicopters come with manuals to explain their operation.

    Helicopters have strict weight and balance limits.

    Helicopters can be flown any time of the month.

    Helicopters don't come with in-laws.

    Helicopters don't care about how many other helis you have flown before.

    Helicopters and pilots both arrive at the same time.

    Helicopters don't mind if you like to look at other helis.

    Helicopters don't mind if you buy helis magazines.

    Helicopters expect to be tied down.

    Helicopters don't comment on your piloting skills.

    Helicopters don't whine unless something is really wrong.

    However, when helicopters go quiet - just like women - it's a bad thing

    Apologies if you have seen some or all before.
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    GRAMMAR: The difference between knowing your shit and knowing you're shit!

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    • #3
      Why Helicopters are better than women

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      • #4
        [QUOTE=SGD;993067]Helicopters can kill you quickly, a woman takes her time.

        Helicopters can be turned on by a flick of a switch.

        Helicopters don't get mad if you "touch and go".

        Helicopters don't object to a pre-flight inspection.

        Helicopters come with manuals to explain their operation.

        Helicopters have strict weight and balance limits.

        Helicopters can be flown any time of the month.

        Helicopters don't come with in-laws.

        Helicopters don't care about how many other helis you have flown before.

        Helicopters and pilots both arrive at the same time.

        Helicopters don't mind if you like to look at other helis.

        Helicopters don't mind if you buy helis magazines.

        Helicopters expect to be tied down.

        Helicopters don't comment on your piloting skills.

        Helicopters don't whine unless something is really wrong.

        However, when helicopters go quiet - just like women - it's a bad thing

        Apologies if you have seen some or all before.[/QUOTE]

        Hee hee like it.
        Reminds me of a song by Peter Buckley-Hill, called "sausages are better than sex".
        :friendly_wink:
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        • #5
          Very true!

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          • #6
            Genius... :)
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            • #7
              [QUOTE=SGD;993067]

              Helicopters don't get mad if you "touch and go".

              Helicopters can be flown any time of the month.


              Helicopters don't care about how many other helis you have flown before.

              Helicopters and pilots both arrive at the same time.

              Helicopters don't mind if you like to look at other helis.

              Helicopters don't mind if you buy helis magazines.


              Helicopters don't comment on your piloting skills.

              [/QUOTE]

              Ahahahahahahaha :)

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              • #8
                I feel I should add this one that's been floating around various places. Not my work unfortunately I'm just reposting it:

                WE ALWAYS HEAR 'THE RULES' FROM THE FEMALE SIDE
                NOW HERE ARE THE RULES FROM THE MALE SIDE

                THESE ARE OUR RULES!

                ... PLEASE NOTE. THESE ARE ALL NUMBERED #1 ON PURPOSE!

                1. MEN ARE NOT MIND READERS.

                1. LEARN TO WORK THE TOILET SEAT. YOU'RE A BIG GIRL. IF IT'S UP, PUT IT DOWN. WE NEED IT UP, YOU NEED IT DOWN. YOU DON'T HEAR US COMPLAINING ABOUT YOU LEAVING IT DOWN.

                1. CRYING IS BLACKMAIL.

                1. ASK FOR WHAT YOU WANT. LET US BE CLEAR ON THIS ONE:

                SUBTLE HINTS DO NOT WORK!
                STRONG HINTS DO NOT WORK!
                OBVIOUS HINTS DO NOT WORK!
                JUST SAY IT!

                1. YES AND NO ARE PERFECTLY ACCEPTABLE ANSWERS TO ALMOST EVERY QUESTION.

                1.. COME TO US WITH A PROBLEM ONLY IF YOU WANT HELP SOLVING IT. THAT'S WHAT WE DO. SYMPATHY IS WHAT YOUR GIRLFRIENDS ARE FOR.

                1. ANYTHING WE SAID 6 MONTHS AGO IS INADMISSIBLE IN AN ARGUMENT. IN FACT, ALL COMMENTS BECOME NULL AND VOID AFTER 7 DAYS.

                1. IF YOU THINK YOU'RE FAT, YOU PROBABLY ARE. DON'T ASK US.

                1. IF SOMETHING WE SAID CAN BE INTERPRETED TWO WAYS AND ONE OF THE WAYS MAKES YOU SAD OR ANGRY, WE MEANT THE OTHER ONE.

                1. YOU CAN EITHER ASK US TO DO SOMETHING OR TELL US HOW YOU WANT IT DONE. NOT BOTH.
                IF YOU ALREADY KNOW BEST HOW TO DO IT, JUST DO IT YOURSELF.

                1. WHENEVER POSSIBLE, PLEASE SAY WHATEVER YOU HAVE TO SAY DURING COMMERCIALS.

                1. CHRISTOPHER COLUMBUS DID NOT NEED DIRECTIONS AND NEITHER DO WE...

                1. ALL MEN SEE IN ONLY 16 COLORS, LIKE WINDOWS DEFAULT SETTINGS..
                PEACH, FOR EXAMPLE, IS A FRUIT, NOT A COLOR. PUMPKIN IS ALSO A FRUIT. WE HAVE NO IDEA WHAT MAUVE IS.

                1. IF WE ASK WHAT IS WRONG AND YOU SAY 'NOTHING,' WE WILL ACT LIKE NOTHING'S WRONG. WE KNOW YOU ARE LYING, BUT IT IS JUST NOT WORTH THE HASSLE.

                1. IF YOU ASK A QUESTION YOU DON'T WANT AN ANSWER TO, EXPECT AN ANSWER YOU DON'T WANT TO HEAR..

                1. WHEN WE HAVE TO GO SOMEWHERE, ABSOLUTELY ANYTHING YOU WEAR IS FINE...REALLY.

                1.. DON'T ASK US WHAT WE'RE THINKING ABOUT UNLESS YOU ARE PREPARED TO DISCUSS SUCH TOPICS AS FOOTBALL OR MOTOR SPORTS.

                1. YOU HAVE ENOUGH CLOTHES.

                1 .. YOU HAVE TOO MANY SHOES.

                1. I AM IN SHAPE. ROUND IS A SHAPE!

                1.. THANK YOU FOR READING THIS. YES, I KNOW, I HAVE TO SLEEP ON THE COUCH TONIGHT.. BUT DID YOU KNOW MEN REALLY DON'T MIND THAT? IT'S LIKE CAMPING...
                Today I broke my personal record for most consecutive days lived

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                • #9
                  @Bob H

                  lol :)

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                  • #10
                    Bob H
                    Nice one, just printed it off for my wife, Im on the couch tonight :glee:

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                    • #11
                      [quote]Bob h
                      text - ad nauseum ..... [/quote]

                      problem is, they don't believe the list is not, in fact, a joke!!! :grief:

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                      • #12
                        [QUOTE=dillwhacker;993077]Reminds me of a song by Peter Buckley-Hill, called "sausages are better than sex". :friendly_wink:[/QUOTE]
                        PBH is a genius. Came across him at the Cambridge Folk Festival a good few years ago doing an impromptu set including "The Black Pudding Boat Song". Excellent. Is he still around? His website at [url=http://www.buckers.co.uk/]Peter Buckley Hill, of whom it has been said[/url] doesn't seem to have been updated for a while.
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                        • #13
                          [QUOTE=unwind-protect;993786]PBH is a genius. Came across him at the Cambridge Folk Festival a good few years ago doing an impromptu set including "The Black Pudding Boat Song". Excellent. Is he still around? His website at [URL="http://www.buckers.co.uk/"]Peter Buckley Hill, of whom it has been said[/URL] doesn't seem to have been updated for a while.[/QUOTE]
                          Yes, he plays there every year, always impromptu after the stages finish.
                          Still has me in stitches with 'Under the Aardvark' and 'Wheel clamper song'.
                          Few years back he did a set for all the people in Market square queueing for tickets!
                          :excitement:
                          Trev
                          Lots of different things that fly
                          And happy to have FOUR shiny EGS

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