TopGear Not Long Now

[Red3]

[url=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VPei3rNWqWk&feature=player_detailpage]Top Gear: New Series Trailer 2013 - BBC Two - YouTube[/url]

[Gate88]

OH goody!

My life has been missing a badly scripted, poorly acted, low budget, fake documentary, fixed race show, shot in a drafty, freezing cold aeroplane paintshop in Guildford, surrounded by unpaid smiling mugs who clap & cheer like retarted chimpanzees at the unfunny jokes and pre planned spontaneity, performed by the overpaid, untalented, ego pumping, self publicising c**ts who sometimes mention the odd fact about a car!

I'll only be tuning in as long as I can be assured that the little **** one gets his head stoved in like a rotten watermelon in a dragster crash!

[scoobystig]

[HR][/HR][FONT=arial]at last, something on TV that doesnt involve so called celebrities / Nobodys learning to dive, dance, skate eat crocodiles knobs or generally be as hateful as we already knew they were [/FONT]

[Zeeflyboy]

tell us how you really feel guy!

[tomatwalden]

Top stuff! Can't wait! :driving:

[rapidgaz]

about time you got a life and stopped moaning about stuff that you dont have to concern yourself about if you wish not to.lol

[QUOTE=Gate88;960779]OH goody!

My life has been missing a badly scripted, poorly acted, low budget, fake documentary, fixed race show, shot in a drafty, freezing cold aeroplane paintshop in Guildford, surrounded by unpaid smiling mugs who clap & cheer like retarted chimpanzees at the unfunny jokes and pre planned spontaneity, performed by the overpaid, untalented, ego pumping, self publicising c**ts who sometimes mention the odd fact about a car!

I'll only be tuning in as long as I can be assured that the little **** one gets his head stoved in like a rotten watermelon in a dragster crash![/QUOTE]

[dillwhacker]

[QUOTE=tomatwalden;960821]Top stuff! Can't wait! :driving:[/QUOTE]

I still like it.
It's not a car show.
It's a scripted comedy where they get to build a rocket and strap a Reliant Robin to it :excitement:
OK with me!!

[nitros]

Re: TopGear Not Long Now

Who is the stig?

[Gate88]

[QUOTE=rapidgaz;960829]about time you got a life and stopped moaning about stuff that you dont have to concern yourself about if you wish not to.lol[/QUOTE]

Just trying to educate all the brain dead sheep that think it's "real"!

You know that Corontion Street isn't a real road don't you?

[tomatwalden]

[QUOTE=nitros;960852]Who is the stig?[/QUOTE]

My wife wondered why I was p*ssing myself laughing. She completely did not get the helmet polishing bit at the end! :D

[Rctintin]

.:lurk5:

[panosg]

[QUOTE=Gate88;960853]Just trying to educate all the brain dead sheep that think it's "real"!

You know that Corontion Street isn't a real road don't you?[/QUOTE]

Pha! So you watch Coronation street and you hate Top Gear!! :encouragement:

[ianmat]

Top gear is some of the best comedy on tv... everyone knows it's scripted... virtually everything on telly is scripted, but its bloody funny and even my wife will watch it and laugh along with me. Some of the specials they've done have been top knotch and when they do something serious, like the 24hr race in the diesel beemer, that got pretty emotional... Love everything about it!!

[Gate88]

[QUOTE=panosg;960873]Pha! So you watch Coronation street and you hate Top Gear!! :encouragement:[/QUOTE]

No I don't watch Coronation Street either, I think that's s**t too. Although from the bits I have seen it's positively Shakesperian in comparison with TG.

You know that WWF wrestling bouts aren't real sporting contests right?

Santa & the Tooth Fairy? Anything you're unsure about there?

[MMcC]

oh good