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    The misses found this and I couldn't resist posting a copy.

    [quote]Radio Transcript

    The following is the transcript of an ACTUAL radio conversation in October
    1995 between a US Navy ship and the British Authorities, near the coast of
    England. The transcript was released by the M.O.D. on the 10/10/95.


    BRITISH Please divert your course 15 degrees to the South, to avoid a
    collision.

    U.S.NAVY Recommend you divert YOUR course 15 degrees to the North, to
    avoid a collision

    BRITISH Negative. You will have to divert your course 15 degrees to
    the South to avoid a collision.

    U.S.NAVY This is the Captain of a U.S.Navy ship. I say again, divert
    YOUR course.

    BRITISH Negative. I say again. You will have to divert your course.

    U.S.NAVY THIS IS THE AIRCRAFT CARRIER USS LINCOLN, THE SECOND LARGEST
    SHIP IN THE UNITED STATES' ATLANTIC FLEET. WE ARE ACCOMPANIED BY THREE DESTROYERS, THREE CRUISERS AND NUMEROUS SUPPORT VESSELS. I DEMAND THAT YOU CHANGE YOUR COURSE 15 DEGREES
    NORTH, OR COUNTER MEASURES WILL BE UNDERTAKEN TO ENSURE THE SAFETY OF THIS SHIP.

    BRITISH We are a lighthouse. F**k off.[/quote]
    Cheers
    Stuart

  • #2
    typical bloody yanks!

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    • #3
      I got stopped by one and he asked in this deep Texas accent. "Do you speak American?"He obviously wanted directions, so I told him where to go which had a lot to do with sex and travel.
      Mack


      Thought I was finished with the crashing thing!!

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      • #4
        they even want to call thier language american,i thought Americans spoke English,they try and take over everything. :x

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