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[COLOR=#333333]Please note.. these are all numbered '1 ' [/COLOR]
[COLOR=#333333]ON PURPOSE! [/COLOR]
[COLOR=#333333]1. Men are NOT mind readers.[/COLOR]
[COLOR=#333333]1. Learn to work the toilet seat.You're a big girl. If it's up, put it down. [/COLOR]
[COLOR=#333333]We need it up, you need it down.You don't hear us complaining about you leaving it down.[/COLOR]
[COLOR=#333333]1. Sunday + GOOD WEATHER = heli flying It's like the full moon or the changing of the tides.Let it be.[/COLOR]
[COLOR=#333333]1. Crying is blackmail.[/COLOR]
[COLOR=#333333]1. Ask for what you want. Let us be clear on this one: Subtle hints do not work!Strong hints do not work!Obvious hints do not work!Just say it![/COLOR]
[COLOR=#333333]1. Yes and No are perfectly acceptable answers to almost every question.[/COLOR]
[COLOR=#333333]1. Come to us with a problem only if you want help solving it. [/COLOR]
[COLOR=#333333]That's what we do.Sympathy is what your girlfriends are for.[/COLOR]
[COLOR=#333333]1. Anything we said 6 months ago is inadmissible in an argument. In fact, all comments become Null and void after 7 Days. [/COLOR]
[COLOR=#333333]1. If you think you're fat, you probably are.Don't ask us.[/COLOR]
[COLOR=#333333]1. If something we said can be interpreted two ways and one of the ways makes you sad or angry, we meant the other one [/COLOR]
[COLOR=#333333]1. You can either ask us to do somethingOr tell us how you want it done. [/COLOR]
[COLOR=#333333]Not both.If you already know best how to do it, just do it yourself.[/COLOR]
[COLOR=#333333]1. Whenever possible, [/COLOR]
[COLOR=#333333]Please say whatever you have to say during commercials.[/COLOR]
[COLOR=#333333]1. Captain Cook did NOT need directions and neither do we.[/COLOR]
[COLOR=#333333]1. ALL men see in only 16 colors, like Windows default settings.Peach, for example, is a fruit, not A color. Pumpkin is also a fruit. We have no idea what mauve is.[/COLOR]
[COLOR=#333333]1.. If it itches, it will be scratched.[/COLOR]
[COLOR=#333333]We do that.[/COLOR]
[COLOR=#333333]1. If we ask what is wrong and you say 'nothing,' We will act like nothing's wrong. We know you are lying, but it is just not worth the hassle. [/COLOR]
[COLOR=#333333]1. If you ask a question you don't want an answer to, Expect an answer [/COLOR]
[COLOR=#333333]you don't want to hear.[/COLOR]
[COLOR=#333333]1. When we have to go somewhere, absolutely anything you wear is fine... Really . [/COLOR]
[COLOR=#333333]1. Don't ask us what we're thinking about unless you are prepared to discuss such topics as HELIS OR BOOBS[/COLOR]
[COLOR=#333333]1. You have enough clothes.[/COLOR]
[COLOR=#333333]1. You have too many shoes.[/COLOR]
[COLOR=#333333]1. I am in shape. Round IS a shape![/COLOR]
[COLOR=#333333]1. Thank you for reading this.Yes, I know, I have to sleep on the couch tonight;[/COLOR]
[COLOR=#333333]But did you know men really don't mind that? It's like camping.[/COLOR]
[COLOR=#333333]ON PURPOSE! [/COLOR]
[COLOR=#333333]1. Men are NOT mind readers.[/COLOR]
[COLOR=#333333]1. Learn to work the toilet seat.You're a big girl. If it's up, put it down. [/COLOR]
[COLOR=#333333]We need it up, you need it down.You don't hear us complaining about you leaving it down.[/COLOR]
[COLOR=#333333]1. Sunday + GOOD WEATHER = heli flying It's like the full moon or the changing of the tides.Let it be.[/COLOR]
[COLOR=#333333]1. Crying is blackmail.[/COLOR]
[COLOR=#333333]1. Ask for what you want. Let us be clear on this one: Subtle hints do not work!Strong hints do not work!Obvious hints do not work!Just say it![/COLOR]
[COLOR=#333333]1. Yes and No are perfectly acceptable answers to almost every question.[/COLOR]
[COLOR=#333333]1. Come to us with a problem only if you want help solving it. [/COLOR]
[COLOR=#333333]That's what we do.Sympathy is what your girlfriends are for.[/COLOR]
[COLOR=#333333]1. Anything we said 6 months ago is inadmissible in an argument. In fact, all comments become Null and void after 7 Days. [/COLOR]
[COLOR=#333333]1. If you think you're fat, you probably are.Don't ask us.[/COLOR]
[COLOR=#333333]1. If something we said can be interpreted two ways and one of the ways makes you sad or angry, we meant the other one [/COLOR]
[COLOR=#333333]1. You can either ask us to do somethingOr tell us how you want it done. [/COLOR]
[COLOR=#333333]Not both.If you already know best how to do it, just do it yourself.[/COLOR]
[COLOR=#333333]1. Whenever possible, [/COLOR]
[COLOR=#333333]Please say whatever you have to say during commercials.[/COLOR]
[COLOR=#333333]1. Captain Cook did NOT need directions and neither do we.[/COLOR]
[COLOR=#333333]1. ALL men see in only 16 colors, like Windows default settings.Peach, for example, is a fruit, not A color. Pumpkin is also a fruit. We have no idea what mauve is.[/COLOR]
[COLOR=#333333]1.. If it itches, it will be scratched.[/COLOR]
[COLOR=#333333]We do that.[/COLOR]
[COLOR=#333333]1. If we ask what is wrong and you say 'nothing,' We will act like nothing's wrong. We know you are lying, but it is just not worth the hassle. [/COLOR]
[COLOR=#333333]1. If you ask a question you don't want an answer to, Expect an answer [/COLOR]
[COLOR=#333333]you don't want to hear.[/COLOR]
[COLOR=#333333]1. When we have to go somewhere, absolutely anything you wear is fine... Really . [/COLOR]
[COLOR=#333333]1. Don't ask us what we're thinking about unless you are prepared to discuss such topics as HELIS OR BOOBS[/COLOR]
[COLOR=#333333]1. You have enough clothes.[/COLOR]
[COLOR=#333333]1. You have too many shoes.[/COLOR]
[COLOR=#333333]1. I am in shape. Round IS a shape![/COLOR]
[COLOR=#333333]1. Thank you for reading this.Yes, I know, I have to sleep on the couch tonight;[/COLOR]
[COLOR=#333333]But did you know men really don't mind that? It's like camping.[/COLOR]
+ 7 x Eddies finest EGS's
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