Corporate bullshit generator

[AcidDrink]

[url=http://bullshitgenerator.blogspot.co.uk/]Corporate BS generator[/url]

Bullshit away..

p.s. it's scary that I actually find it quite useful for some of my work.

[Pabs]

Love it - I actually sound like the management now :-)

[kluson]

Fantastic , I have a lot of meetings tomorrow, I will use this for sure

Many thanks

[NiceBlades]

Brilliant!

[RcRotaryMadness]

LOL Reminds me of a meeting with some police inspectors one time... I'll never forget when i was asked "What the cost-impact will be" of printing a singluar A4 page for the meeting, felt like saying "Two teeth and a black eye in a minute" .

[pchristy]

I've been using this one for a number of years now:

[url=http://www.dack.com/web/bullshit.html]dack.com > web > web economy bullshit generator[/url]

It started when I had a bet with my boss that no-one read the annual reviews. Every year since, I've included a least one phrase - and usually two - in my annual review. No-one has ever queried it, and I've won my bet many times over!

Mind you , what it spits out is mild compared to the crap we get circulated by senior management every day! The way they manage to mangle the English language makes Gus from "Drop the Dead Donkey" look a model of clarity!