Apple announced today that it has developed a breast implant that can store and play music. The iTit will cost from £499 to £699, depending on cup and speaker size. This is considered a major social breakthrough, because women are always complaining about men staring at their breasts and not listening to them
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I swear the wifes play sweet music to me already and have one button to start and stop play ;-) lol
.Ian Contessa
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Bought my son an iPad, my daughter an iPod. The wife got me an iPhone and I got her an iRon. She wasn't overjoyed even after I explained it can be integrated with the iWash, iCook, iClean network. This activated the iNag software update which totally wiped out the iShag function :(
There you go guys a much better Apple Joke :-)
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If Carlsberg did jobs... I'd be an[B] iTit[/B][SIZE=1][COLOR=#000000][FONT=verdana]© tuner[/FONT][/COLOR][/SIZE]
*Quick update* Unfortunately, the wife failed to notice the importance of 'training' prior to the job interview.....[SIZE=1][COLOR=#000000][FONT=verdana]
[/FONT][/COLOR][/SIZE]Last edited by Spasmod; 23-02-2012, 07:21 PM.Martin

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