[COLOR=black][FONT=Arial]Dear Mr Cameron, [/FONT][/COLOR]
[FONT=Arial][COLOR=black]Please find below our suggestion for fixing the UK's economy.[/COLOR][/FONT]
[COLOR=black][FONT=Tahoma]Instead of giving billions of pounds to banks that will squander the money on lavish parties and unearned bonuses, use the following plan.[/FONT][/COLOR]
[COLOR=black][FONT=Tahoma][B]You can call it the "Patriotic Retirement Plan": [/B][/FONT][/COLOR]
[FONT=Tahoma][COLOR=black]There are about 10 million people over 50 in the work force. [/COLOR][/FONT]
[FONT=Tahoma][COLOR=black]Pay them £1 million each severance for early retirement with the following stipulations: [/COLOR][/FONT]
[FONT=Tahoma][COLOR=black]1) They MUST retire. Ten million job openings - unemployment fixed [/COLOR][/FONT]
[FONT=Tahoma][COLOR=black]2) They MUST buy a new British car. Ten million cars ordered - Car Industry fixed [/COLOR][/FONT]
[FONT=Tahoma][COLOR=black]3) They MUST either buy a house or pay off their mortgage - Housing Crisis fixed [/COLOR][/FONT]
[FONT=Tahoma][COLOR=black]4) They MUST send their kids to school/college/university - Crime rate fixed [/COLOR][/FONT]
[FONT=Tahoma][COLOR=black]5) They MUST buy £100 WORTH of alcohol/tobacco a week ..... [/COLOR][/FONT]
[FONT=Tahoma][COLOR=black]And there's your money back in duty/tax etc [/COLOR][/FONT]
[COLOR=black][FONT=Tahoma]It can't get any easier than that! [/FONT][/COLOR]
[FONT=Tahoma][COLOR=black]P.S. If more money is needed, have all members of parliament pay back their falsely claimed expenses and second home allowances. [/COLOR][/FONT]
[COLOR=black][FONT=Tahoma][B]And on another point……….. [/B][/FONT][/COLOR]
[FONT=Tahoma][COLOR=black][B]Let's put the pensioners in jail and the criminals in a nursing home. [/B][/COLOR][/FONT]
[FONT=Tahoma][COLOR=black]This way the pensioners would have access to showers, hobbies and walks. [/COLOR][/FONT]
[FONT=Tahoma][COLOR=black]They'd receive [/COLOR][/FONT]
[COLOR=black][FONT=Tahoma]- unlimited free prescriptions, dental and medical treatment, wheel chairs etc and they'd receive money instead of paying it out. [/FONT][/COLOR]
[FONT=Tahoma][COLOR=black]- They would have constant video monitoring, so they could be helped instantly, if they fell, or needed assistance. [/COLOR][/FONT]
[FONT=Tahoma][COLOR=black]- Bedding would be washed twice a week, and all clothing would be ironed and returned to them. [/COLOR][/FONT]
[FONT=Tahoma][COLOR=black]- A guard would check on them every 20 minutes and bring their meals and snacks to their cell. [/COLOR][/FONT]
[FONT=Tahoma][COLOR=black]- They would have family visits in a suite built for that purpose. [/COLOR][/FONT]
[FONT=Tahoma][COLOR=black]- They would have access to a library, weight room, spiritual counselling, pool and education. [/COLOR][/FONT]
[FONT=Tahoma][COLOR=black]- Simple clothing - shoes, slippers, PJ's! .....and legal aid would be free, on request. [/COLOR][/FONT]
[FONT=Tahoma][COLOR=black]- Private, secure rooms for all, with an exercise outdoor yard, with gardens. [/COLOR][/FONT]
[FONT=Tahoma][COLOR=black]- Each senior could have a PC, a TV, radio and daily phone calls. [/COLOR][/FONT]
[FONT=Tahoma][COLOR=black]- There would be a board of directors to hear complaints, and the guards would have a code of conduct that would be strictly adhered to. [/COLOR][/FONT]
[COLOR=black][FONT=Tahoma]The criminals would [/FONT][/COLOR]
[COLOR=black][FONT=Tahoma]- get cold food[/FONT][/COLOR]
[COLOR=black][FONT=Tahoma]- be left all alone and unsupervised [/FONT][/COLOR]
[COLOR=black][FONT=Tahoma]- Lights off at 8pm[/FONT][/COLOR]
[COLOR=black][FONT=Tahoma]- shower once a week [/FONT][/COLOR]
[COLOR=black][FONT=Tahoma]- Live in a tiny room and pay £600.00 per week and have no hope of ever getting out. [/FONT][/COLOR]
[FONT=Tahoma][COLOR=black]Think about this (more points of contention): [/COLOR][/FONT]
[FONT=Tahoma][COLOR=black][B][FONT=Tahoma]COWS [/FONT][/B]Is it just me, or does anyone else find it amazing that during the mad cow epidemic our government could track a single cow, born in Appleby almost three years ago, right to the stall where she slept in the county of Cumbria? [/COLOR]
[COLOR=black]And, they even tracked her calves to their stalls. But they are unable to locate 125,000 illegal immigrants wandering around our country. Maybe we should give each of them a cow. [/COLOR][/FONT]
[COLOR=black][FONT=Tahoma]Yours sincerely,[/FONT][/COLOR]
[FONT=Tahoma][COLOR=black]NOW....Think about this ... If you don't want to forward this for fear of offending someone -- YOU ARE PART OF THE PROBLEM! It is time for us grumpy old folk of Britain to speak up![/COLOR][/FONT]
[FONT=Arial][COLOR=black]Please find below our suggestion for fixing the UK's economy.[/COLOR][/FONT]
[COLOR=black][FONT=Tahoma]Instead of giving billions of pounds to banks that will squander the money on lavish parties and unearned bonuses, use the following plan.[/FONT][/COLOR]
[COLOR=black][FONT=Tahoma][B]You can call it the "Patriotic Retirement Plan": [/B][/FONT][/COLOR]
[FONT=Tahoma][COLOR=black]There are about 10 million people over 50 in the work force. [/COLOR][/FONT]
[FONT=Tahoma][COLOR=black]Pay them £1 million each severance for early retirement with the following stipulations: [/COLOR][/FONT]
[FONT=Tahoma][COLOR=black]1) They MUST retire. Ten million job openings - unemployment fixed [/COLOR][/FONT]
[FONT=Tahoma][COLOR=black]2) They MUST buy a new British car. Ten million cars ordered - Car Industry fixed [/COLOR][/FONT]
[FONT=Tahoma][COLOR=black]3) They MUST either buy a house or pay off their mortgage - Housing Crisis fixed [/COLOR][/FONT]
[FONT=Tahoma][COLOR=black]4) They MUST send their kids to school/college/university - Crime rate fixed [/COLOR][/FONT]
[FONT=Tahoma][COLOR=black]5) They MUST buy £100 WORTH of alcohol/tobacco a week ..... [/COLOR][/FONT]
[FONT=Tahoma][COLOR=black]And there's your money back in duty/tax etc [/COLOR][/FONT]
[COLOR=black][FONT=Tahoma]It can't get any easier than that! [/FONT][/COLOR]
[FONT=Tahoma][COLOR=black]P.S. If more money is needed, have all members of parliament pay back their falsely claimed expenses and second home allowances. [/COLOR][/FONT]
[COLOR=black][FONT=Tahoma][B]And on another point……….. [/B][/FONT][/COLOR]
[FONT=Tahoma][COLOR=black][B]Let's put the pensioners in jail and the criminals in a nursing home. [/B][/COLOR][/FONT]
[FONT=Tahoma][COLOR=black]This way the pensioners would have access to showers, hobbies and walks. [/COLOR][/FONT]
[FONT=Tahoma][COLOR=black]They'd receive [/COLOR][/FONT]
[COLOR=black][FONT=Tahoma]- unlimited free prescriptions, dental and medical treatment, wheel chairs etc and they'd receive money instead of paying it out. [/FONT][/COLOR]
[FONT=Tahoma][COLOR=black]- They would have constant video monitoring, so they could be helped instantly, if they fell, or needed assistance. [/COLOR][/FONT]
[FONT=Tahoma][COLOR=black]- Bedding would be washed twice a week, and all clothing would be ironed and returned to them. [/COLOR][/FONT]
[FONT=Tahoma][COLOR=black]- A guard would check on them every 20 minutes and bring their meals and snacks to their cell. [/COLOR][/FONT]
[FONT=Tahoma][COLOR=black]- They would have family visits in a suite built for that purpose. [/COLOR][/FONT]
[FONT=Tahoma][COLOR=black]- They would have access to a library, weight room, spiritual counselling, pool and education. [/COLOR][/FONT]
[FONT=Tahoma][COLOR=black]- Simple clothing - shoes, slippers, PJ's! .....and legal aid would be free, on request. [/COLOR][/FONT]
[FONT=Tahoma][COLOR=black]- Private, secure rooms for all, with an exercise outdoor yard, with gardens. [/COLOR][/FONT]
[FONT=Tahoma][COLOR=black]- Each senior could have a PC, a TV, radio and daily phone calls. [/COLOR][/FONT]
[FONT=Tahoma][COLOR=black]- There would be a board of directors to hear complaints, and the guards would have a code of conduct that would be strictly adhered to. [/COLOR][/FONT]
[COLOR=black][FONT=Tahoma]The criminals would [/FONT][/COLOR]
[COLOR=black][FONT=Tahoma]- get cold food[/FONT][/COLOR]
[COLOR=black][FONT=Tahoma]- be left all alone and unsupervised [/FONT][/COLOR]
[COLOR=black][FONT=Tahoma]- Lights off at 8pm[/FONT][/COLOR]
[COLOR=black][FONT=Tahoma]- shower once a week [/FONT][/COLOR]
[COLOR=black][FONT=Tahoma]- Live in a tiny room and pay £600.00 per week and have no hope of ever getting out. [/FONT][/COLOR]
[FONT=Tahoma][COLOR=black]Think about this (more points of contention): [/COLOR][/FONT]
[FONT=Tahoma][COLOR=black][B][FONT=Tahoma]COWS [/FONT][/B]Is it just me, or does anyone else find it amazing that during the mad cow epidemic our government could track a single cow, born in Appleby almost three years ago, right to the stall where she slept in the county of Cumbria? [/COLOR]
[COLOR=black]And, they even tracked her calves to their stalls. But they are unable to locate 125,000 illegal immigrants wandering around our country. Maybe we should give each of them a cow. [/COLOR][/FONT]
[COLOR=black][FONT=Tahoma]Yours sincerely,[/FONT][/COLOR]
[FONT=Tahoma][COLOR=black]NOW....Think about this ... If you don't want to forward this for fear of offending someone -- YOU ARE PART OF THE PROBLEM! It is time for us grumpy old folk of Britain to speak up![/COLOR][/FONT]





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