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[FONT=Comic Sans MS][COLOR=darkorange] One day a man decided to retire...
He booked himself on a Caribbean cruise and proceeded to have the time of his life, that is, until the ship sank.[/COLOR][/FONT]
[FONT=Comic Sans MS][COLOR=darkorange]He soon found himself on an island with no other people, no supplies, nothing, only bananas and coconuts.
After about four months, he is lying on the beach one day when the most gorgeous woman he has ever seen rows up to the shore.[/COLOR][/FONT]
[FONT=Comic Sans MS][COLOR=darkorange]In disbelief, he asks, "Where did you come from? How did you get here?"
She replies, "I rowed over from the other side of the island where I landed when my cruise ship sank."
"Amazing," he notes. "You were really lucky to have a row boat wash up with you."[/COLOR][/FONT]
[FONT=Comic Sans MS][COLOR=darkorange]"Oh, this thing?" explains the woman. "I made the boat out of some raw material I found on the island.[/COLOR][/FONT]
[FONT=Comic Sans MS][COLOR=darkorange]The oars were whittled from gum tree branches. I wove the bottom from palm tree branches, and the sides[/COLOR][/FONT][FONT=Comic Sans MS][COLOR=darkorange]and stern came from a Eucalyptus tree."[/COLOR][/FONT]
[FONT=Comic Sans MS][COLOR=darkorange][/COLOR][/FONT]
[FONT=Comic Sans MS][COLOR=darkorange]"But, where did you get the tools?"
"Oh, that was no problem," replied the woman. "On the south side of the island, a very unusual stratum[/COLOR][/FONT]
[FONT=Comic Sans MS][COLOR=darkorange]of alluvial rock is exposed. I found that if I fired it to a certain temperature in my kiln, it melted into[/COLOR][/FONT]
[FONT=Comic Sans MS][COLOR=darkorange]ductile iron I used that to make tools and used the tools to make the hardware."[/COLOR][/FONT]
[FONT=Comic Sans MS][COLOR=darkorange]The guy is stunned.[/COLOR][/FONT]
[FONT=Comic Sans MS][COLOR=darkorange]"Let's row over to my place," she says.[/COLOR][/FONT]
[FONT=Comic Sans MS][COLOR=darkorange]So, after a short time of rowing, she soon docks the boat at a small wharf.[/COLOR][/FONT]
[FONT=Comic Sans MS][COLOR=darkorange]As the man looks to shore, he nearly falls off the boat. Before him is a long stone walk leading to a cabin and treehouse.[/COLOR][/FONT]
[FONT=Comic Sans MS][COLOR=darkorange]While the woman ties up the rowboat with an expertly woven hemp rope, the man can only stare ahead, dumb struck. As they walk into the house, she says casually,[/COLOR][/FONT]
[FONT=Comic Sans MS][COLOR=darkorange]"It's not much, but I call it home. Sit down, please."
"Would you like a drink?"[/COLOR][/FONT]
[FONT=Comic Sans MS][COLOR=darkorange]"No! No thank you," the man blurts out, still dazed. "I can't take another drop of coconut juice."[/COLOR][/FONT]
[FONT=Comic Sans MS][COLOR=darkorange]"It's not coconut juice," winks the woman. "I have a still.. How would you like a Tropical Spritz?"
Trying to hide his continued amazement, the man accepts, and they sit down on her couch to talk.[/COLOR][/FONT]
[FONT=Comic Sans MS][COLOR=darkorange]After they exchange their individual survival stories, the woman announces, "I'm going to slip into[/COLOR][/FONT]
[FONT=Comic Sans MS][COLOR=darkorange]something more comfortable. Would you like to take a shower and shave? There's a razor in the bathroom cabinet upstairs."
No longer questioning anything, the man goes upstairs into the bathroom. There, in the cabinet is a razor[/COLOR][/FONT]
[FONT=Comic Sans MS][COLOR=darkorange]made from a piece of tortoise bone. Two shells honed to a hollow ground edge are fastened on to its end inside a swivel mechanism.
"This woman is amazing," he muses. "What's next?"[/COLOR][/FONT]
[FONT=Comic Sans MS][COLOR=darkorange]When he returns, she greets him wearing nothing[/COLOR][/FONT]
[FONT=Comic Sans MS][COLOR=darkorange]but some small flowers on tiny vines, each strategically positioned, she smelled faintly of gardenias.[/COLOR][/FONT]
[FONT=Comic Sans MS][COLOR=darkorange]She then beckons for him to sit down next to her.
"Tell me," she begins suggestively, slithering closer to him, "We've both been out here for many months.[/COLOR][/FONT]
[FONT=Comic Sans MS][COLOR=darkorange]You must have been lonely. There's something I'm certain you feel like doing right now, something you've[/COLOR][/FONT]
[FONT=Comic Sans MS][COLOR=darkorange]been longing for, right?" She stares into his eyes.[/COLOR][/FONT]
[FONT=Comic Sans MS][COLOR=darkorange]He can't believe what he's hearing. "You mean...." he swallows excitedly as tears start to form in his eyes,[/COLOR][/FONT]
[FONT=Comic Sans MS][COLOR=darkorange] [/COLOR][/FONT]
[FONT=Comic Sans MS][COLOR=darkorange]"You've Got a Trex 600 ???"
[/COLOR][/FONT]
He booked himself on a Caribbean cruise and proceeded to have the time of his life, that is, until the ship sank.[/COLOR][/FONT]
[FONT=Comic Sans MS][COLOR=darkorange]He soon found himself on an island with no other people, no supplies, nothing, only bananas and coconuts.
After about four months, he is lying on the beach one day when the most gorgeous woman he has ever seen rows up to the shore.[/COLOR][/FONT]
[FONT=Comic Sans MS][COLOR=darkorange]In disbelief, he asks, "Where did you come from? How did you get here?"
She replies, "I rowed over from the other side of the island where I landed when my cruise ship sank."
"Amazing," he notes. "You were really lucky to have a row boat wash up with you."[/COLOR][/FONT]
[FONT=Comic Sans MS][COLOR=darkorange]"Oh, this thing?" explains the woman. "I made the boat out of some raw material I found on the island.[/COLOR][/FONT]
[FONT=Comic Sans MS][COLOR=darkorange]The oars were whittled from gum tree branches. I wove the bottom from palm tree branches, and the sides[/COLOR][/FONT][FONT=Comic Sans MS][COLOR=darkorange]and stern came from a Eucalyptus tree."[/COLOR][/FONT]
[FONT=Comic Sans MS][COLOR=darkorange][/COLOR][/FONT]
[FONT=Comic Sans MS][COLOR=darkorange]"But, where did you get the tools?"
"Oh, that was no problem," replied the woman. "On the south side of the island, a very unusual stratum[/COLOR][/FONT]
[FONT=Comic Sans MS][COLOR=darkorange]of alluvial rock is exposed. I found that if I fired it to a certain temperature in my kiln, it melted into[/COLOR][/FONT]
[FONT=Comic Sans MS][COLOR=darkorange]ductile iron I used that to make tools and used the tools to make the hardware."[/COLOR][/FONT]
[FONT=Comic Sans MS][COLOR=darkorange]The guy is stunned.[/COLOR][/FONT]
[FONT=Comic Sans MS][COLOR=darkorange]"Let's row over to my place," she says.[/COLOR][/FONT]
[FONT=Comic Sans MS][COLOR=darkorange]So, after a short time of rowing, she soon docks the boat at a small wharf.[/COLOR][/FONT]
[FONT=Comic Sans MS][COLOR=darkorange]As the man looks to shore, he nearly falls off the boat. Before him is a long stone walk leading to a cabin and treehouse.[/COLOR][/FONT]
[FONT=Comic Sans MS][COLOR=darkorange]While the woman ties up the rowboat with an expertly woven hemp rope, the man can only stare ahead, dumb struck. As they walk into the house, she says casually,[/COLOR][/FONT]
[FONT=Comic Sans MS][COLOR=darkorange]"It's not much, but I call it home. Sit down, please."
"Would you like a drink?"[/COLOR][/FONT]
[FONT=Comic Sans MS][COLOR=darkorange]"No! No thank you," the man blurts out, still dazed. "I can't take another drop of coconut juice."[/COLOR][/FONT]
[FONT=Comic Sans MS][COLOR=darkorange]"It's not coconut juice," winks the woman. "I have a still.. How would you like a Tropical Spritz?"
Trying to hide his continued amazement, the man accepts, and they sit down on her couch to talk.[/COLOR][/FONT]
[FONT=Comic Sans MS][COLOR=darkorange]After they exchange their individual survival stories, the woman announces, "I'm going to slip into[/COLOR][/FONT]
[FONT=Comic Sans MS][COLOR=darkorange]something more comfortable. Would you like to take a shower and shave? There's a razor in the bathroom cabinet upstairs."
No longer questioning anything, the man goes upstairs into the bathroom. There, in the cabinet is a razor[/COLOR][/FONT]
[FONT=Comic Sans MS][COLOR=darkorange]made from a piece of tortoise bone. Two shells honed to a hollow ground edge are fastened on to its end inside a swivel mechanism.
"This woman is amazing," he muses. "What's next?"[/COLOR][/FONT]
[FONT=Comic Sans MS][COLOR=darkorange]When he returns, she greets him wearing nothing[/COLOR][/FONT]
[FONT=Comic Sans MS][COLOR=darkorange]but some small flowers on tiny vines, each strategically positioned, she smelled faintly of gardenias.[/COLOR][/FONT]
[FONT=Comic Sans MS][COLOR=darkorange]She then beckons for him to sit down next to her.
"Tell me," she begins suggestively, slithering closer to him, "We've both been out here for many months.[/COLOR][/FONT]
[FONT=Comic Sans MS][COLOR=darkorange]You must have been lonely. There's something I'm certain you feel like doing right now, something you've[/COLOR][/FONT]
[FONT=Comic Sans MS][COLOR=darkorange]been longing for, right?" She stares into his eyes.[/COLOR][/FONT]
[FONT=Comic Sans MS][COLOR=darkorange]He can't believe what he's hearing. "You mean...." he swallows excitedly as tears start to form in his eyes,[/COLOR][/FONT]
[FONT=Comic Sans MS][COLOR=darkorange] [/COLOR][/FONT]
[FONT=Comic Sans MS][COLOR=darkorange]"You've Got a Trex 600 ???"
[/COLOR][/FONT]
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