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To make you smile...?
Did you hear about the fat, alcoholic transvestite - All he wanted to do was eat, drink and be Mary
Got an e-mail today from a bored local housewife,43, who was looking for some hot action!
So I sent her my ironing. That'll keep the lazy cow busy...:svengo:
I got invited to a party and was told to dress to kill. Apparently a turban, beard and a backpack wasn't what they had in mind...:(
After a night of drink, drugs and wild sex Bill woke up to find himself next to a really ugly woman.
That's when he realised he had made it home safely...:gnorsi:
Paddy says to Mick, "Christmas is on Friday this year". Mick said, "Let's hope it's not the 13th then." ...:confused:
My mate just hired an Eastern European cleaner, took her 5 hours to hoover the house. Turns out she was a Slovak....:ack2:
Since the snow came all the wife has done is look through the window. If it gets any worse,I'll have to let her in.....:boxing_smiley:
After years of research, scientists have discovered what makes women happy. Nothing...:grouphug:
Just had my water bill of £175 drop on my mat. That's a lot.
Oxfam can supply a whole African village for just £2 a month: time to change supplier I think....:puke:
2 women called at my door and asked what bread I ate, when I said white they gave me a lecture on the benefits of brown bread for 30 minutes.
I think they were Hovis Witnesses.,,:):cheers2:
:)
Got an e-mail today from a bored local housewife,43, who was looking for some hot action!
So I sent her my ironing. That'll keep the lazy cow busy...:svengo:
I got invited to a party and was told to dress to kill. Apparently a turban, beard and a backpack wasn't what they had in mind...:(
After a night of drink, drugs and wild sex Bill woke up to find himself next to a really ugly woman.
That's when he realised he had made it home safely...:gnorsi:
Paddy says to Mick, "Christmas is on Friday this year". Mick said, "Let's hope it's not the 13th then." ...:confused:
My mate just hired an Eastern European cleaner, took her 5 hours to hoover the house. Turns out she was a Slovak....:ack2:
Since the snow came all the wife has done is look through the window. If it gets any worse,I'll have to let her in.....:boxing_smiley:
After years of research, scientists have discovered what makes women happy. Nothing...:grouphug:
Just had my water bill of £175 drop on my mat. That's a lot.
Oxfam can supply a whole African village for just £2 a month: time to change supplier I think....:puke:
2 women called at my door and asked what bread I ate, when I said white they gave me a lecture on the benefits of brown bread for 30 minutes.
I think they were Hovis Witnesses.,,:):cheers2:
:)
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