Unanswerable Questions

[Steve]

:hat::hat:

There may be many I'm sure which you'll all enlighten us with, but this one is burning a hole through my consciousness right now, so here goes....

Why is it that when you buy one of those 4-corner soft cheese type of dip portions from a supermarket which are great for nibbling on with Pringles or bread sticks or whatever, regardless of what the 4 flavours are 3 of the dips are absolutely fantastic, and the 4th is always absolutely 'orrible, without question?

:confused::confused:

[joe.lel]

Law of averages, you can't please all of the people, all of the time. :)

[Tripler]

Try some Marmite instead of cheese :):)

[Boggy]

they need humour in there life, they giggle like demented idiots as they fill the last pot.

if you dont believe me watch the waiters at the Indian restaurant next time you dip your popadom in the lime pickle!:D:D its the only reason it exists!

[xygax]

and the orrible one is always the one you get to last so there is nothing left to take the taste away....

Aint it true.!

[MartinH]

Ive thought of a solution to one of mans everyday situations and unanswerable question:

Toast landing butter side down when dropped.

Solution: Drop the toast and then butter when its on the floor.

[Kozmyk]

[quote=Boggy;579099]they need humour in there life, they giggle like demented idiots as they fill the last pot.

if you dont believe me watch the waiters at the Indian restaurant next time you dip your popadom in the lime pickle!:D:D its the only reason it exists![/quote]
I've just been tucking into the lime pickle with tonight's home made curry. :)
also
The latest delicacy we've found is this stuff:
[URL="http://www.geetasfoods.com/limechillichutney.htm"]Geetas - Lime and Chilli Chutney[/URL]
It's kind of half way between a pickle and a chutney. BRILLIANT!!! as they say on the Fast Show.

[Rotorhead]

[quote=Tripler;579094]Try some Marmite instead of cheese :):)[/quote]

I think you must have meant to say "Try some Thermite instead of cheese"

Eating Thermite instead of Marmite would be the lesser of two evils :)

[Rotorhead]

[quote=Satch;579112]Ive thought of a solution to one of mans everyday situations and unanswerable question:

Toast landing butter side down when dropped.

Solution: Drop the toast and then butter when its on the floor.[/quote]

Nah, better yet, butter both sides, then it will not hit the floor, if dropped it will come to a stop and hover inches above the floor spinning end over end.

[tourerjim]

You have to enjoy things you don't like" to enjoy things you do like!!!

[MartinH]

[quote=Rotorhead;579207]Nah, better yet, butter both sides, then it will not hit the floor, if dropped it will come to a stop and hover inches above the floor spinning end over end.[/quote]


I can see what your getting at here.

[Mart61]

You may well find that there's some disagreement as to which one of the four is horrible too. Such is human life...

:D

[Baldie]

[quote=Mart61;579289]You may well find that there's some disagreement as to which one of the four is horrible too. Such is human life...

:D[/quote]

Easy... All of em :puke: along with : Chutney, Pickle, Coleslaw, Piccalilli, mayo, salad cream, Tomato sauce, Brown sauce, houmous......

but I do like a bit of cheese that will take your head off, Stilton and ... Marmite :D

[MartinH]

Stilton :puke::puke::puke::puke::puke: