If you need a laugh

[Swashbuckler]

Got sent this link today and just spent 10 minutes crying with laughter, it was an ebay ad some joker put up about a Renault Clio. It got taken down but fortunately somebody saved it and is hosting it for your mirth. The description is hilarious as are some of the questions and answers.

[url=http://www.wehostdns.net/clio-ebay/renault_clio.html]Renault Clio - best ebay auction eva![/url]

[Mojo]

Brilliant find!! I remember reading it while it was still active and kicking myself for not saving it when it was taken down :D :cheers2:

[ChickenHawk]

Priceless....absolutely priceless..........:D:D:D

[Janek]

Nearly wet myself with this one:

Q: Are you on the glue mate?
A: No man. me try smoke it but it stuck all over me Rizla.

[stumpe]

Just pure quality, but how do I buy it seeing I am from essex and it will improve my street cred no end :)

Lee

[asomaro]

Superb, gotta change my trousers now :)

Cheers,

[3DBish]

i quite like the look of the car :). might have something looking like that when i pass.. lol

[Mart61]

Very mildly humorous indeed.

Might I suggest [URL="http://www.dryforlife.co.uk/product.php/3/6/type-04---complete-pants-for-men"]these[/URL] for those of you with incontinence issues.

:D

[coptermanic]

....do they do a good job of containment, Martin??????:)

[Mart61]

Nah, I need the Supers, Mike.

:D

[janet986w]

[quote=Swashbuckler;529097]Got sent this link today and just spent 10 minutes crying with laughter, it was an ebay ad some joker put up about a Renault Clio. It got taken down but fortunately somebody saved it and is hosting it for your mirth. The description is hilarious as are some of the questions and answers.

[URL="http://www.wehostdns.net/clio-ebay/renault_clio.html"]Renault Clio - best ebay auction eva![/URL][/quote]


Thanks you for the post. :boxing_smiley::boxing_smiley::boxing_smiley:

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[Eckchaz]

That's actually quite old.. I remember reading it when it was still listed on ebay! Brings back memories of when I had to change my pants at work! The guy got bombarded with questions that eBay wouldn't take anymore! So funny!

[chris jones2.4]

i like this bit

Q: Does it come with a blacked out windscreen?
A: wot windscreen bro!


also

Q: Geeza, ave u got a Bi it naaa I's desperate. Me bitch Joolie says by dis 4 me Winston & yoos can av me up me clacker. R dem seets crusty Elp me art Geez Winston

A: I takz a cuple ofz 9 bar, not soap, cuple ov henryies n sum skunk.

[Rctintin]

LMAO, great find Mike! :cheers2:

[Swashbuckler]

Yes I know it's old but I hadn't seen it and I'm guessing quite a few others had not also. Like the old joke "are orphans allowed to watch PG movies?" old but still funny.


My favourite question was probably this one:

Q: [SIZE=2]Hello, I am very rich and come from a well to do fammily. My colleagues Giles ,Rupert and i wish to portray a 'street image'..and wondered whether you would allow us to visit your area and learn the ways of the underprivileged working class. I was wondering, should we also consider wearing the baggy trousers exposing our underpants as a further statement of 'street'.....I was most excited to read your statement that this vehicle has molecular properties which assist in pulling and attracting females. I have never had sex with a dirty working class girl....if i purchase your car pls would you make an introduction to some smelly girls from slough ..i understand they are all ill educated..and simply only know how to breed ..that excites us..Toodle pip..Regards Sebastian[/SIZE]
A: seb bro, is u 4 real init!! u wantin ma bitches not ma ride init. I is get u a ho man and u hommies come down n chill in ma crib wid ya crew