The world is nuts!!

[Jamin_00]

[B][COLOR=red][FONT=&quot]Proof That The World Is Nuts[/FONT][/COLOR][/B]


[CENTER][CENTER][B][COLOR=#400040][FONT=&quot]In [/FONT][/COLOR][/B][B][COLOR=red][FONT=&quot]Lebanon[/FONT][/COLOR][/B][B][COLOR=#400040][FONT=&quot] , men are legally allowed to have sex with animals, but the animals must be female. Having sexual relations with a male animal is punishable by death.[/FONT][/COLOR][/B][/CENTER][/CENTER]
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[/B][B][COLOR=#400040][FONT=&quot](Like THAT makes sense.)[/FONT][/COLOR][/B][/CENTER][/CENTER]
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[/FONT][/COLOR][/B][B][FONT=&quot]In [COLOR=red]Bahrain [/COLOR], a male doctor may legally [/FONT][/B][B]examine[/B][B][FONT=&quot] a woman's genitals, but is prohibited from looking directly at them during the examination. He may only see their reflection in a mirror.[/FONT][/B] [/CENTER][/CENTER]
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[/FONT][/COLOR][/B][B][FONT=&quot](Do they look different reversed?)[/FONT][/B] [/CENTER][/CENTER]
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[/FONT][/COLOR][/B][B][COLOR=red][FONT=&quot]Muslims[/FONT][/COLOR][/B][B][FONT=&quot] are banned from looking at the genitals of a corpse. This also applies to undertakers. The sex organs of the deceased must be covered with a brick or piece of wood at all times.[/FONT][/B] [/CENTER][/CENTER]
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[/FONT][/COLOR][/B][B][FONT=&quot](A brick?)[/FONT][/B] [/CENTER][/CENTER]
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[/FONT][/COLOR][/B][B][FONT=&quot]The penalty for masturbation in [COLOR=red]Indonesia[/COLOR] is decapitation.[/FONT][/B] [/CENTER][/CENTER]
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[/FONT][/COLOR][/B][B][FONT=&quot](Much worse than 'going blind!')[/FONT][/B] [/CENTER][/CENTER]
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[/FONT][/COLOR][/B][B][FONT=&quot]There are men in [COLOR=red]Guam[/COLOR] whose full-time job is to travel the countryside and [COLOR=red]deflower[/COLOR] young virgins, [COLOR=red]who pay them [/COLOR]for the privilege of having sex for the first time[/FONT][/B] [/CENTER][/CENTER]
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[/FONT][/COLOR][/B][B][FONT=&quot]Reason: under Guam law, it is expressly forbidden for virgins to marry.[/FONT][/B] [/CENTER][/CENTER]
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[/FONT][/COLOR][/B][B][FONT=&quot](Let's just think for a minute; is there[/FONT][/B] [/CENTER][/CENTER]
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[/FONT][/COLOR][/B][B][FONT=&quot]any job anywhere else in the world that even comes close to this?)[/FONT][/B] [/CENTER][/CENTER]
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[/FONT][/COLOR][/B][B][FONT=&quot]*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*[/FONT][/B] [/CENTER][/CENTER]
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[/FONT][/COLOR][/B][B][FONT=&quot]In [COLOR=red]Hong Kong [/COLOR], a betrayed wife is legally allowed to kill her adulterous husband, but may only do so with her bare hands.[/FONT][/B] [/CENTER][/CENTER]
[CENTER][CENTER][B][COLOR=red]No Golf Clubs . . . I hear a 3 iron works well.[/COLOR][/B] [/CENTER][/CENTER]
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[B][COLOR=#400040][FONT=&quot]The husband's illicit lover, on the other hand, may be killed in any manner desired.[/FONT][/COLOR][/B] [/CENTER][/CENTER]
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[/FONT][/COLOR][/B][B][FONT=&quot](Ah! Justice!)[/FONT][/B] [/CENTER][/CENTER]
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[/FONT][/COLOR][/B][B][FONT=&quot]*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*[/FONT][/B] [/CENTER][/CENTER]
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[/FONT][/COLOR][/B][B][FONT=&quot]Topless saleswomen are legal in [COLOR=red]Liverpool[/COLOR] , [COLOR=red]England[/COLOR] - but only in tropical fish stores.[/FONT][/B] [/CENTER][/CENTER]
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[/FONT][/COLOR][/B][B][FONT=&quot](But of course!)[/FONT][/B] [/CENTER][/CENTER]
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[/FONT][/COLOR][/B][B][FONT=&quot]*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*[/FONT][/B] [/CENTER][/CENTER]
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[/FONT][/COLOR][/B][B][FONT=&quot]In [COLOR=red]Cali , Colombia [/COLOR], a woman may only have sex with her husband, and the first time this happens, her [COLOR=red]mother[/COLOR] must be in the room to witness the act.[/FONT][/B] [/CENTER][/CENTER]
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[/FONT][/COLOR][/B][B][FONT=&quot](Makes one shudder at the thought.)[/FONT][/B] [/CENTER][/CENTER]
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[/FONT][/COLOR][/B][B][FONT=&quot]In [COLOR=red]Santa Cruz , Bolivia [/COLOR], it is illegal for a man to have sex with a woman and her daughter at the same time.[/FONT][/B] [/CENTER][/CENTER]
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[/FONT][/COLOR][/B][B][FONT=&quot](I presume this was a big enough problem that they had to pass this law?)[/FONT][/B] [/CENTER][/CENTER]
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[/FONT][/COLOR][/B][B][FONT=&quot]In [COLOR=red]Maryland[/COLOR] , it is illegal to sell condoms from vending machines with one exception: Prophylactics may be dispensed from a vending machine only in places where [COLOR=red]alcoholic beverages [/COLOR]are sold for consumption on the premises.'[/FONT][/B] [/CENTER][/CENTER]
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[/FONT][/COLOR][/B][B][FONT=&quot](Is this a great country or what?[/FONT][/B] [/CENTER][/CENTER]
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[/FONT][/COLOR][/B][B][COLOR=#0070C0][FONT=&quot]Well,.... not as great as Guam [/FONT][/COLOR][/B][B][FONT=&quot]!)[/FONT][/B] [/CENTER][/CENTER]
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[/FONT][/COLOR][/B][B][FONT=&quot]*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*[/FONT][/B] [/CENTER][/CENTER]
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[/FONT][/COLOR][/B][B][FONT=&quot]Banging your head against a wall uses 150 calories an hour.[/FONT][/B] [/CENTER][/CENTER]
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[/FONT][/COLOR][/B][B][FONT=&quot](Who volunteers for these tests?)[/FONT][/B] [/CENTER][/CENTER]
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[/FONT][/COLOR][/B][B][FONT=&quot]The [COLOR=red]ant[/COLOR] can lift 50 times its own weight, can pull 30 times its own weight and always falls over on its right side when intoxicated.[/FONT][/B] [/CENTER][/CENTER]
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[/FONT][/COLOR][/B][B][FONT=&quot](From drinking little bottles of ???)[/FONT][/B] [/CENTER][/CENTER]
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[/FONT][/COLOR][/B][B][FONT=&quot](Did our government pay for this research??)[/FONT][/B] [/CENTER][/CENTER]
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[/FONT][/COLOR][/B][B][COLOR=red][FONT=&quot]Butterflies[/FONT][/COLOR][/B][B][FONT=&quot] taste with their feet..[/FONT][/B] [/CENTER][/CENTER]
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[/FONT][/COLOR][/B][B][FONT=&quot](Ah, geez.)[/FONT][/B] [/CENTER][/CENTER]
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[/FONT][/COLOR][/B][B][FONT=&quot]An [COLOR=red]ostrich's[/COLOR] eye is bigger than its brain.[/FONT][/B] [/CENTER][/CENTER]
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[/FONT][/COLOR][/B][B][FONT=&quot](I know some people like that.)[/FONT][/B] [/CENTER][/CENTER]
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[/FONT][/COLOR][/B][B][COLOR=red][FONT=&quot]Starfish[/FONT][/COLOR][/B][B][FONT=&quot] don't have brains.[/FONT][/B] [/CENTER][/CENTER]
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[/FONT][/COLOR][/B][B][FONT=&quot](I know some people like that, too.)[/FONT][/B] [/CENTER][/CENTER]
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[CENTER][CENTER][B][FONT=&quot]*~*~ *~*~*~*~*~*~*~*[/FONT][/B] [/CENTER][/CENTER]
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[/FONT][/COLOR][/B][B][FONT=&quot]And, the best for last?[/FONT][/B] [/CENTER][/CENTER]
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[/FONT][/COLOR][/B][B][COLOR=red][FONT=&quot]Turtles[/FONT][/COLOR][/B][B][FONT=&quot] can breathe through their butts.[/FONT][/B] [/CENTER][/CENTER]
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[/FONT][/COLOR][/B][B][FONT=&quot](And I thought I had bad breath in the morning!)[/FONT][/B] [/CENTER][/CENTER]
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Thank you all for reading this.[/FONT][/B]
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If you need to reach me in the future, I will be in [COLOR=red]Guam !!!!!![/COLOR][/FONT][/B]
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