2010 World Cup Squads Released

[crofty]

> The following squads have just been announced for the 2010 World Cup
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> BRAZILIAN SQUAD FOR WORLD CUP 2010
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> Pinnochio
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> Libero
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> Vimto Memento Borneo Tango
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> Cheerio Subbuteo
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> Scenario Fellatio
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> Portfolio
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> Placebo
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> Porno
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> Polio
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> Banjo
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> Brasso
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> Stereo (L)
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> Stereo (R)
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> Hydrochlorofluoro
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> Aristotle
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> Computersezno
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> YUGOSLAVIAN SQUAD FOR WORLD CUP 2010
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> Itch
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> Annoyingitch Hardtoreachitch Scratchanitch
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> Hic Sic Spic Pric
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> Digaditch Fallinaditch
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> Horseraditch
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> Mowapitch
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> Letsgetrich
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> ****abitch
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> RUSSIAN SQUAD FOR WORLD CUP 2010
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> Whodyanicabolicov
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> Ticlycov Chesticov Nasticov
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> Slalomsky Downhillsky
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> Risky Swedishshev Mastershev
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> ****ov U****ov
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> Rubitov
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> Gechakitov
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> Sodov
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> Pastryshev
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> Najinsky
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> Ivorripabollockov
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> Taykitov
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> ROMANIAN SQUAD FOR WORLD CUP 2010
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> Chatanoogaciouciou
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> Atishiou Blessiou Thankyiou
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> Busqueue Snookercu
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> Pennyciou Twoapennyciou Fourapennyciou
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> I'llgetciou Youandwhosarmi
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> U
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> NonU
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> ManU
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> Stuffyiou
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> Lee Kwan Yu
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> DANISH SQUAD FOR WORLD CUP 2010
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> Toomanigoalssen
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> Tryandstopussen Crapdefenssen Haveagossen
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> Firstsson Seccondsson
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> Thirdsson
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> Legshurtssen Notroubleseeingussen
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> Wherestheballssen Getthebeerssen
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> Howmanygoalsisthatssen
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> Finallygaveupcountinssen
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> Hurryupandblowthewhistlessen
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> Yourelatedtoalexfergusonssen
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> ITALIAN SQUAD FOR WORLD CUP 2010
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> Baloni
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> Potbelli Beerbelli Giveitsumwelli
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> Wotsontelli Yrarseissmelli Onetoomani
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> Legslikejelli Havabenni
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> Wobblijelli Spendapenni
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> Cantthinkofani!!!
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> Buggermi
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> MEXICAN SQUAD FOR WORLD CUP2010
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> San Francisco
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> Costa Brava Hopelez Juan Andonly
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> Manuel Gearbox
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> Don Criformi-Argentina Skrewdigalz Luis Canon Sombrero
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> Chihuahua Jose
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> Jesus Maria Don Key
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> Burrito
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> Speedy Gonzalez
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> Tequila
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> Caramba
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> DUTCH SQUAD FOR WORLD CUP 2010
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> Kenning van Hire
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> Van Diemansland Van der Valk Van Gard Van Erealdizeez
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> Ad van Tagus Hertz van Rental Transit van Dors
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> Van Coova Van Sprokendown Aye van Hoe
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> Van Iller
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> Van Ishincreme
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> Van Morrison
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> Two players who are not included are Russian hard-man Sendimov, who will be serving a three-month suspension, and the hard-working Mexican midfielder, Manuel Labor.
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> There is no place in the Dutch squad for lesbian tranny, **** van Dyke.
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> The young Dutch star Per Vert has been excluded from the squad, after he was discovered in the back streets of Amsterdam with his finger in a dyke.
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> GERMANY SQUAD FOR WORLD CUP 2010
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> KUNTS
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> KUNTS KUNTS KUNTS KUNTS
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> KUNTS KUNTS KUNTS KUNTS
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> KUNTS
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[derrick]

That just about sums it all up

[daren]

And we'll still Loooooooooooooooooooooooooose!!

[coptermanic]

........on a penalty shoot-out!!!!!!!! Will they never learn?????

[Biggles]

22 youths hanging around a park swearing at each other = ASBO, police etc.

22 grown men swearing at each other along with the crowd swearing as well plus getting physical with each other ='sport'.

Go figure that one.:boxing_smiley::grouphug::confused::svengo:

[coptermanic]

Can you define the "grown men" bit, cos I'm not so sure with some of them.