Sence of Humour Required

[mike557]

Isn't this the truth

I cross ocean, poor and broke.
Take bus, see employment folk.

Nice man treat me good in there.
Say I need to see welfare.
Welfare say, "You come no more, we send cash right to your door."

Welfare cheques - they make you wealthy! NHS - it keep you healthy!
By and by, I got plenty money.
Thanks to you, British dummy!

Write to friends in motherland.
Tell them "come fast as you can."

They come in turbans and Ford trucks.
I buy big house with welfare bucks!

They come here, we live together.
More welfare cheques, it gets better!

Fourteen families, they moving in,
but neighbour's patience wearing thin.
Finally, white guy moves away.
Now I buy his house,then I say,

"Find more aliens for house to rent."
And in the yard I put a tent.

Everything is very good,
and soon we own the neighbourhood.

We have hobby, it's called breeding.Welfare pay for baby feeding.
Kids need dentist? Wife need pills? We get free! We got no bills!
Britain crazy! They pay all year, To keep welfare running here.
We think UK darn good place.
Too darn good for the white man race!
If they no like us, they can scram. Got lots of room in Pakistan!

[Ade_Law]

that is verging on racism... but also damn close to the truth!

a work mates family live in part of birmingham. Local residents got the local council to close a bunch of pubs in the area because its against their religion to drink alcohol. enough people complained pubs got closed....

Ade

[mike557]

Racism ! I don't think so Ade. My motivation for posting was to make people smile , because as you have pointed out it is in actual fact Social Comment. If we are so PC that we cant laugh at ourselves or so afraid some zelot gets his knickers in a twist its time to get the hell out of here

[Disc]

[QUOTE=mike557] If we are so PC that we cant laugh at ourselves or so afraid some zelot gets his knickers in a twist its time to get the hell out of here[/QUOTE]

Er then it is time to leave this country and go some where esle then!


Sorry but the UK is bowing to the Zelot's they do get their knickers in a twist.

[djtilko]

Whats the difference between E.T and immigrants?

He didnt smell
He didnt draw benefits
He had his own bike
He wanted to go hommmmme!

[Fixxxer]

yeah, but he had a dodgy finger ')

[Ade_Law]

E.T didnt claim benefits! :-)

Ade

[Disc]

[QUOTE=Ade_Law]E.T didnt claim benefits! :-)

Ade[/QUOTE]

Sooo True

[Thomas]

If we're all so bloody nationalisti then why are we sitting on our fat arses drinking beer letting everyone walk all over us? can't stand all this patriotic crap when we, the british public choose to let it happen.

Have any of you done anything to help the situation? doubt it.

[Disc]

Well I tryed Voting but apprently that doesnt always work :)

[Mack]

[QUOTE=Thomas]Have any of you done anything to help the situation? [/QUOTE]

I want to help! What can I do??

[Smoothound]

Get a gun...

[Mack]

:) :lol:

[djtilko]

[QUOTE=Thomas]If we're all so bloody nationalisti then why are we sitting on our fat arses drinking beer letting everyone walk all over us? can't stand all this patriotic crap when we, the british public choose to let it happen.

Have any of you done anything to help the situation? doubt it.[/QUOTE]


Well I tried sitting in my living room with a veil over my head and a slit in the cover, :D But got damn hot so had to take it off :p scared the life outa the dog too :eek:

[ChrisB]

[QUOTE=Thomas]If we're all so bloody nationalisti then why are we sitting on our fat arses drinking beer letting everyone walk all over us? can't stand all this patriotic crap when we, the british public choose to let it happen.

Have any of you done anything to help the situation? doubt it.[/QUOTE]

I also tried voting but it didnt work

We are too soft in this country and boy are we gonna pay for it if this continues to happen...I am not at all racist its just common sense