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[SIZE=2][FONT=Verdana]Peter invited his mother for dinner and during the course of the meal she couldn't help but notice how lovely Peter's flat mate, Joanne, was.[/FONT][/SIZE]
[SIZE=2][FONT=Verdana]She had long been suspicious of a relationship between the two, and this only made her more curious.[/FONT][/SIZE]
[SIZE=2][FONT=Verdana]Over the course of the evening, while watching the two interact, she started to wonder if there was more between Peter and his flat mate than[/FONT][FONT=Verdana]met the eye.[/FONT][/SIZE]
[FONT=Verdana][SIZE=2]Reading his mum's thoughts, Peter volunteered, 'I know what you must be thinking, but I assure you, Joanne & I are just flat mates'.[/SIZE][/FONT]
[SIZE=2][FONT=Verdana]About a week later, Joanne came to Peter saying, 'Ever since your mother came to dinner, I've been unable to find the frying pan, you don't suppose she took it do you?[/FONT][/SIZE]
[SIZE=2][FONT=Verdana]'Well I doubt it, but I'll e-mail her just to be sure' said Peter.[/FONT][/SIZE]
[FONT=Verdana][SIZE=2]So he sat down and wrote[/SIZE][/FONT]
[FONT=Verdana][SIZE=2]DEAR MOTHER,[/SIZE][/FONT]
[SIZE=2][FONT=Verdana]I'M NOT SAYING THAT YOU 'DID' TAKE THE FRYING PAN FROM MY HOUSE. I'M NOT SAYING[/FONT][/SIZE][SIZE=2][FONT=Verdana]THAT YOU 'DID NOT' TAKE THE FRYING PAN BUT THE FACT REMAINS THAT IT[/FONT][COLOR=blue][FONT=Verdana] HAS[/FONT][/COLOR][/SIZE][SIZE=2][FONT=Verdana] BEEN MISSING EVER SINCE YOU WERE HERE FOR DINNER.[/FONT][/SIZE]
[SIZE=2][FONT=Verdana]LOVE PETER[/FONT][/SIZE]
[SIZE=2][FONT=Verdana]Several days later, Peter received an email from his mother which read[/FONT][/SIZE]
[SIZE=2][FONT=Verdana]DEAR SON,[/FONT][/SIZE]
[SIZE=2][FONT=Verdana]I'M NOT SAYING THAT YOU 'DO' SLEEP WITH JOANNE, AND I'M NOT SAYING THAT YOU[/FONT][FONT=Verdana]'DO NOT' SLEEP WITH[/FONT][/SIZE][FONT=Verdana][SIZE=2]JOANNE, BUT THE FACT REMAINS THAT IF SHE WAS SLEEPING IN HER OWN BED, SHE WOULD HAVE FOUND THE BLOODYFRYING PAN BY NOW.[/SIZE][/FONT]
[SIZE=2][FONT=Verdana]LOVE MUM [/FONT][/SIZE]
[SIZE=2][FONT=Verdana]She had long been suspicious of a relationship between the two, and this only made her more curious.[/FONT][/SIZE]
[SIZE=2][FONT=Verdana]Over the course of the evening, while watching the two interact, she started to wonder if there was more between Peter and his flat mate than[/FONT][FONT=Verdana]met the eye.[/FONT][/SIZE]
[FONT=Verdana][SIZE=2]Reading his mum's thoughts, Peter volunteered, 'I know what you must be thinking, but I assure you, Joanne & I are just flat mates'.[/SIZE][/FONT]
[SIZE=2][FONT=Verdana]About a week later, Joanne came to Peter saying, 'Ever since your mother came to dinner, I've been unable to find the frying pan, you don't suppose she took it do you?[/FONT][/SIZE]
[SIZE=2][FONT=Verdana]'Well I doubt it, but I'll e-mail her just to be sure' said Peter.[/FONT][/SIZE]
[FONT=Verdana][SIZE=2]So he sat down and wrote[/SIZE][/FONT]
[FONT=Verdana][SIZE=2]DEAR MOTHER,[/SIZE][/FONT]
[SIZE=2][FONT=Verdana]I'M NOT SAYING THAT YOU 'DID' TAKE THE FRYING PAN FROM MY HOUSE. I'M NOT SAYING[/FONT][/SIZE][SIZE=2][FONT=Verdana]THAT YOU 'DID NOT' TAKE THE FRYING PAN BUT THE FACT REMAINS THAT IT[/FONT][COLOR=blue][FONT=Verdana] HAS[/FONT][/COLOR][/SIZE][SIZE=2][FONT=Verdana] BEEN MISSING EVER SINCE YOU WERE HERE FOR DINNER.[/FONT][/SIZE]
[SIZE=2][FONT=Verdana]LOVE PETER[/FONT][/SIZE]
[SIZE=2][FONT=Verdana]Several days later, Peter received an email from his mother which read[/FONT][/SIZE]
[SIZE=2][FONT=Verdana]DEAR SON,[/FONT][/SIZE]
[SIZE=2][FONT=Verdana]I'M NOT SAYING THAT YOU 'DO' SLEEP WITH JOANNE, AND I'M NOT SAYING THAT YOU[/FONT][FONT=Verdana]'DO NOT' SLEEP WITH[/FONT][/SIZE][FONT=Verdana][SIZE=2]JOANNE, BUT THE FACT REMAINS THAT IF SHE WAS SLEEPING IN HER OWN BED, SHE WOULD HAVE FOUND THE BLOODYFRYING PAN BY NOW.[/SIZE][/FONT]
[SIZE=2][FONT=Verdana]LOVE MUM [/FONT][/SIZE]
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