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  • Female Vocabulary - guide for men!

    [COLOR=navy][FONT=Verdana][SIZE=2][B]This is serious stuff:[/B][/SIZE][/FONT][/COLOR]
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    [COLOR=navy][FONT=Verdana][B][SIZE=2]regs[/SIZE][/B][/FONT][/COLOR]
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    [COLOR=navy][FONT=Verdana][I][U][SIZE=2]NINE WORDS WOMEN USE
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    (1) [U][COLOR=navy][FONT=Verdana][SIZE=2]Fine [/SIZE][/FONT][/COLOR][/U]: This is the word women use to end an argument when they are right and you need to shut up.
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    [/FONT][SIZE=2][COLOR=maroon][FONT=Verdana](2) [/FONT][/COLOR][U][COLOR=navy][FONT=Verdana]Five Minutes [/FONT][/COLOR][/U][COLOR=navy][FONT=Verdana]: [/FONT][/COLOR][/SIZE]If she is getting dressed, this means a half an hour. Five minutes is only five minutes if you have just been given five more minutes to watch the game before helping around the house.


    [SIZE=2][COLOR=maroon][FONT=Verdana](3) [/FONT][/COLOR][U][COLOR=navy][FONT=Verdana]Nothing [/FONT][/COLOR][/U][COLOR=navy][FONT=Verdana]: [/FONT][/COLOR][/SIZE]This is the calm before the storm. This means something, and you should be on your toes. Arguments that begin with nothing usually end in fine..


    [SIZE=2][COLOR=maroon][FONT=Verdana](4) [/FONT][/COLOR][U][COLOR=navy][FONT=Verdana]Go Ahead [/FONT][/COLOR][/U][COLOR=navy][FONT=Verdana]: [/FONT][/COLOR][/SIZE]This is a dare, not permission. Don't Do It!


    [SIZE=2][COLOR=maroon][FONT=Verdana](5) [/FONT][/COLOR][U][COLOR=navy][FONT=Verdana]Loud Sigh [/FONT][/COLOR][/U][COLOR=navy][FONT=Verdana]: [/FONT][/COLOR][/SIZE]This isn't actually a word, but it is a non-verbal statement often misunderstood by men. A loud sigh means she thinks you are an idiot and wonders why she is wasting her time standing here and arguing with you about nothing.. (Refer back to # 3 for the meaning of nothing.)


    [SIZE=2][COLOR=maroon][FONT=Verdana](6) [/FONT][/COLOR][U][COLOR=navy][FONT=Verdana]That's Okay [/FONT][/COLOR][/U][COLOR=navy][FONT=Verdana]: [/FONT][/COLOR][/SIZE]This is one of the most dangerous statements a women can make to a man. That's okay means she wants to think long and hard before deciding how and when you will pay for your mistake.


    [SIZE=2][COLOR=maroon][FONT=Verdana](7) [/FONT][/COLOR][U][COLOR=navy][FONT=Verdana]Thanks [/FONT][/COLOR][/U][COLOR=navy][FONT=Verdana]: [/FONT][/COLOR][/SIZE]A woman is thanking you, do not question, or faint. Just say you're welcome. (I want to add in a clause here - This is true, unless she says 'Thanks a lot' - that is PURE sarcasm and she is not thanking you at all. DO NOT say 'you're welcome' . that will bring on a 'whatever').


    [SIZE=2][COLOR=maroon][FONT=Verdana](8) [/FONT][/COLOR][U][COLOR=navy][FONT=Verdana]Whatever [/FONT][/COLOR][/U]: Is a woman's way of saying F-- [/SIZE]YOU!


    [SIZE=2][COLOR=maroon][FONT=Verdana](9) [/FONT][/COLOR][U][COLOR=navy][FONT=Verdana]Don't worry about it, I'll do it [/FONT][/COLOR][/U][COLOR=navy][FONT=Verdana]: [/FONT][/COLOR][/SIZE][COLOR=maroon][FONT=Verdana]Another dangerous statement, meaning this is something that a woman has told a man to do several times, but is now doing herself. This will later result in a man asking 'What's wrong?' For the woman's response refer to # 3.

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    regards

    Pip

    Hey, where d'you learn to fly? I saw you shoot your rocket
    up.............. into the sky.

    Hey, I heard you set the pace, I never thought I'd see you back................ in this old place!

    - Roisin Murphy, Tell Everybody.

  • #2
    The one word my wife uses more than most as anexcuse is:

    "I've got a headache"

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    • #3
      Keep the paracetamol/aspirin/ibuprofen handy then! LOL
      regards

      Pip

      Hey, where d'you learn to fly? I saw you shoot your rocket
      up.............. into the sky.

      Hey, I heard you set the pace, I never thought I'd see you back................ in this old place!

      - Roisin Murphy, Tell Everybody.

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      • #4
        [quote=cap232;270880]
        "I've got a headache"[/quote]

        Dont tell her s3x is the best cure they never believe us lol
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