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[COLOR=black][FONT=Verdana]A male patient is lying in a bed [/FONT][/COLOR][COLOR=black][FONT=Verdana]in the hospital,[/FONT][/COLOR][COLOR=black][FONT=Verdana]wearing an oxygen mask over his[/FONT][/COLOR][COLOR=black][FONT=Verdana]mouth and nose,[/FONT][/COLOR][COLOR=black][FONT=Verdana]still heavily sedated from a difficult four hour surgical procedure[/FONT][/COLOR]
[COLOR=black][FONT=Verdana]A young student nurse appears to give him a[/FONT][/COLOR][COLOR=black][FONT=Verdana]partial sponge bath.[/FONT][/COLOR]
[COLOR=black][FONT=Verdana]Nurse,' he mumbles, from behind the mask 'Are my [/FONT][/COLOR][COLOR=black][FONT=Verdana]testicles black?'[/FONT][/COLOR]
[COLOR=black][FONT=Verdana]Embarrassed, the young nurse replies[/FONT][/COLOR]
[COLOR=black][FONT=Verdana]'I don't know, Sir, [/FONT][/COLOR][COLOR=black][FONT=Verdana]I'm only here to wash[/FONT][/COLOR][COLOR=black][FONT=Verdana]your upper body.'[/FONT][/COLOR]
[COLOR=black][FONT=Verdana]He struggles to ask again,’ Nurse, are my [/FONT][/COLOR][COLOR=black][FONT=Verdana]testicles [/FONT][/COLOR][COLOR=black][FONT=Verdana]black?'[/FONT][/COLOR]
[COLOR=black][FONT=Verdana]Concerned that he may elevate his vitals from worry about his testicles,[/FONT][/COLOR]
[COLOR=black][FONT=Verdana]She overcomes her [/FONT][/COLOR][COLOR=black][FONT=Verdana]embarrassment and sheepishly [/FONT][/COLOR][COLOR=black][FONT=Verdana]pulls back the covers.[/FONT][/COLOR]
[COLOR=black][FONT=Verdana]She raises his gown, holds his [/FONT][/COLOR][COLOR=black][FONT=Verdana]penis in one hand and his [/FONT][/COLOR][COLOR=black][FONT=Verdana]testicles in the other, [/FONT][/COLOR][COLOR=black][FONT=Verdana]lifting and moving them [/FONT][/COLOR][COLOR=black][FONT=Verdana]around and around gently.[/FONT][/COLOR]
[COLOR=black][FONT=Verdana]Then, she takes a close look and says, 'No sir, they aren't and I assure you, there's nothing wrong[/FONT][/COLOR][COLOR=black][FONT=Verdana]with them, Sir !!'[/FONT][/COLOR]
[COLOR=black][FONT=Verdana]The man pulls off his oxygen mask, [/FONT][/COLOR][COLOR=black][FONT=Verdana]smiles at her and [/FONT][/COLOR][COLOR=black][FONT=Verdana]says very slowly,[/FONT][/COLOR]
[COLOR=black][FONT=Verdana]'Thank you very much. That was[/FONT][/COLOR][COLOR=black][FONT=Verdana]wonderful, but listen [/FONT][/COLOR][COLOR=black][FONT=Verdana]very, very closely.....[/FONT][/COLOR]
[SIZE=3][B][COLOR=black][FONT=Verdana]' A r e - m y - t e s t - r e s u l t s [/FONT][/COLOR][/B][B][COLOR=black][FONT=Verdana]b a c k ?[/FONT][/COLOR][/B][/SIZE]
[COLOR=black][FONT=Verdana]A young student nurse appears to give him a[/FONT][/COLOR][COLOR=black][FONT=Verdana]partial sponge bath.[/FONT][/COLOR]
[COLOR=black][FONT=Verdana]Nurse,' he mumbles, from behind the mask 'Are my [/FONT][/COLOR][COLOR=black][FONT=Verdana]testicles black?'[/FONT][/COLOR]
[COLOR=black][FONT=Verdana]Embarrassed, the young nurse replies[/FONT][/COLOR]
[COLOR=black][FONT=Verdana]'I don't know, Sir, [/FONT][/COLOR][COLOR=black][FONT=Verdana]I'm only here to wash[/FONT][/COLOR][COLOR=black][FONT=Verdana]your upper body.'[/FONT][/COLOR]
[COLOR=black][FONT=Verdana]He struggles to ask again,’ Nurse, are my [/FONT][/COLOR][COLOR=black][FONT=Verdana]testicles [/FONT][/COLOR][COLOR=black][FONT=Verdana]black?'[/FONT][/COLOR]
[COLOR=black][FONT=Verdana]Concerned that he may elevate his vitals from worry about his testicles,[/FONT][/COLOR]
[COLOR=black][FONT=Verdana]She overcomes her [/FONT][/COLOR][COLOR=black][FONT=Verdana]embarrassment and sheepishly [/FONT][/COLOR][COLOR=black][FONT=Verdana]pulls back the covers.[/FONT][/COLOR]
[COLOR=black][FONT=Verdana]She raises his gown, holds his [/FONT][/COLOR][COLOR=black][FONT=Verdana]penis in one hand and his [/FONT][/COLOR][COLOR=black][FONT=Verdana]testicles in the other, [/FONT][/COLOR][COLOR=black][FONT=Verdana]lifting and moving them [/FONT][/COLOR][COLOR=black][FONT=Verdana]around and around gently.[/FONT][/COLOR]
[COLOR=black][FONT=Verdana]Then, she takes a close look and says, 'No sir, they aren't and I assure you, there's nothing wrong[/FONT][/COLOR][COLOR=black][FONT=Verdana]with them, Sir !!'[/FONT][/COLOR]
[COLOR=black][FONT=Verdana]The man pulls off his oxygen mask, [/FONT][/COLOR][COLOR=black][FONT=Verdana]smiles at her and [/FONT][/COLOR][COLOR=black][FONT=Verdana]says very slowly,[/FONT][/COLOR]
[COLOR=black][FONT=Verdana]'Thank you very much. That was[/FONT][/COLOR][COLOR=black][FONT=Verdana]wonderful, but listen [/FONT][/COLOR][COLOR=black][FONT=Verdana]very, very closely.....[/FONT][/COLOR]
[SIZE=3][B][COLOR=black][FONT=Verdana]' A r e - m y - t e s t - r e s u l t s [/FONT][/COLOR][/B][B][COLOR=black][FONT=Verdana]b a c k ?[/FONT][/COLOR][/B][/SIZE]
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