Dear Deidrie

[Chippy]

Dear Deidrie.

I have never written to you before but I really need yor advice.
I have suspected for some time now that my wife has been cheating on me,the usual signs,the phone rings and if I answer the caller hangs up,going out with the girls alot & when I ask the names its "oh you wouldnt know them",I try to stay awake to look out for her when she comes home but I usually fall asleep.
Anyway last night I decided to finally check up on her so about midnight I hid in the garage behind my new Ducati so I could get a good view of the street when she came home from her night out with the girls.
A car pulled up and she got out buttoning up her blouse which was open and then she took her panties out of her handbag and put them back on!
It was at that moment whilst crouched behind my Ducati I noticed it,a hairline scratch on the petrol tank,Is this something you think I could fix myself or should I take it back to the bike shop?

[Dashik]

lol :D

[shoot51]

[B][COLOR=blue]Oh mate, you must be gutted!! A bit of "touching up" sounds in order! :blush5:[/COLOR][/B]

[J-S-Q]

Definitely post of the year.

[Mojo]

That is brilliant!!

It's the funniest thing i've read this year!! :D:D:D

lol!!

[acwman]

I feel for you mate...

I was like that when I had my ducati... You can try polishing it out, depending on how deep it is. Failing that.. It may look like your only option is to take her back to the shop:(

[Ayrobat]

Damaged goods, I'd swap it for a newer model.
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And I'd get the bike shop to sort the bike too. :)

Pete

[pieter]

aw3some LOL : )

[simplyraptor]

Superb!!! LOL

Martin

[norman]

very good i ask the wife to rub it out with her knicker lol:blush5:

[Kwickkwack]

Great post
:smilielol5::smilielol5::smilielol5:

[tourerjim]

The Best

[gramey]

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[FONT=ArialMT]:)One day this fellow noticed that a new couple had moved into the house next door. He was also quick to notice that the woman liked to sunbathe in the backyard, usually in a skimpy bikini that showed off a magnificent pair of breasts. He made it a point to water and trim his lawn as much as possible, hoping for yet another look.[/FONT]
[FONT=ArialMT]Finally, he could stand it no more. Walking to the front door of the new neighbor's house, he knocked and waited. The husband, a large, burly man, opened the door. "Excuse me," the man stammered, "But I couldn't help noticing how beautiful your wife is."[/FONT]
[FONT=ArialMT]"Yeah? So?" his hulking neighbor replied.[/FONT]
[FONT=ArialMT]"Well, in particular, I am really struck by how beautiful her breasts are. I would gladly pay you ten thousand bucks if I could kiss those breasts."[/FONT]
[FONT=ArialMT]The burly gorilla was about to hit our poor guy when his wife appeared and stopped him. She pulled him inside; then they returned and asked our friend to step inside. "OK," the husband said gruffly, "for ten thousand bucks, you can kiss my wife's breasts." [/FONT]
[FONT=ArialMT]At this the wife unbuttoned her blouse, and the twin objects of desire hung free at last. Our man took one in each hand, and proceeded to rub his face against them in total ecstasy. This went on for several minutes, until the husband got annoyed. "Well, come on, kiss them!" he growled. [/FONT]
[FONT=ArialMT]"I can't," replied our awe-struck man, still nuzzling away. [/FONT]
[FONT=ArialMT]"Why not?" demanded the husband, getting really angry now. [/FONT]
[FONT=ArialMT]"I don't have ten thousand bucks.":D[/FONT]
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