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[COLOR=black][FONT=Verdana][COLOR=black][FONT=Verdana][SIZE=3]The couple were 85 years old and had been married for sixty years. Though they were far from rich, they managed to get by because they watched their pennies. [/SIZE][/FONT][/COLOR]
[COLOR=black][FONT=Verdana][SIZE=3]Though not young, they were both in very good health, largely due to the wife's insistence on healthy foods and exercise for the last decade. [/SIZE][/FONT][/COLOR]
[SIZE=3][FONT=Verdana][COLOR=black]One day, their good health didn't help when they went on a rare vacation and their plane crashed, sending them off to Heaven.[/COLOR][/FONT][/SIZE]
[COLOR=black][FONT=Verdana][SIZE=3]They reached the pearly gates, and St.. Peter escorted them inside. He took them to a beautiful mansion, furnished in gold and fine silks, with a fully stocked kitchen and a waterfall in the master bath. [/SIZE][/FONT][/COLOR]
[COLOR=black][FONT=Verdana][SIZE=3]A maid could be seen hanging their favourite clothes in the closet. [/SIZE][/FONT][/COLOR]
[SIZE=3][FONT=Verdana][COLOR=black]They gasped in astonishment when he said, 'Welcome to Heaven. This will be your home now.'[/COLOR][/FONT][/SIZE]
[COLOR=black][FONT=Verdana][SIZE=3]The old man asked Peter how much all this was going to cost. 'Why, nothing,' Peter replied, 'remember, this is your reward in Heaven.' [/SIZE][/FONT][/COLOR]
[SIZE=3][FONT=Verdana][COLOR=black]The old man looked out the window and right there he saw a championship golf course, finer and more beautiful than any ever built on Earth.. [/COLOR][/FONT][/SIZE]
[SIZE=3][FONT=Verdana][COLOR=black]'What are the greens fees?,' grumbled the old man. [/COLOR][/FONT][/SIZE]
[SIZE=3][FONT=Verdana][COLOR=black]'This is heaven,' St. Peter replied. 'You can play for free, every day.' [/COLOR][/FONT][/SIZE]
[COLOR=black][FONT=Verdana][SIZE=3]Next they went to the clubhouse and saw the lavish buffet lunch, with every imaginable cuisine laid out before them, from seafood to steaks to exotic deserts, free flowing beverages. [/SIZE][/FONT][/COLOR]
[SIZE=3][FONT=Verdana][COLOR=black]'Don't even ask,' said St. Peter to the man. This is Heaven, it is all free for you to enjoy.' [/COLOR][/FONT][/SIZE]
[SIZE=3][FONT=Verdana][COLOR=black]The old man looked around and glanced nervously at his wife. [/COLOR][/FONT][/SIZE]
[SIZE=3][FONT=Verdana][COLOR=black]'Well, where are the low fat and low cholesterol foods and the decaffeinated tea?,' he asked. [/COLOR][/FONT][/SIZE]
[SIZE=3][FONT=Verdana][COLOR=black]That's the best part,' St. Peter replied. 'You can eat and drink as much as you like of whatever you like and you will never get fat or sick. [/COLOR][/FONT][/SIZE]
[SIZE=3][FONT=Verdana][COLOR=black]This is Heaven!' [/COLOR][/FONT][/SIZE]
[FONT=Verdana][COLOR=black][SIZE=3]The old man pushed, 'No gym to work out at?' [/SIZE][/COLOR][/FONT]
[SIZE=3][FONT=Verdana][COLOR=black]'Not unless you want to,' was the answer. [/COLOR][/FONT][/SIZE]
[SIZE=3][FONT=Verdana][COLOR=black]'No testing my sugar or blood pressure [/COLOR][/FONT][/SIZE]
[SIZE=3][FONT=Verdana][COLOR=black]'Never again.[/COLOR][/FONT][/SIZE]
[COLOR=black][FONT=Verdana][SIZE=3]All you do here is enjoy yourself.'[/SIZE][/FONT][/COLOR]
[COLOR=red][FONT=Verdana][SIZE=3]The old man glared at his wife and said, 'You and your bloody bran Flakes. We could have been here ten years ago!'[/SIZE][/FONT][/COLOR]
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[COLOR=black][FONT=Verdana][SIZE=3]Though not young, they were both in very good health, largely due to the wife's insistence on healthy foods and exercise for the last decade. [/SIZE][/FONT][/COLOR]
[SIZE=3][FONT=Verdana][COLOR=black]One day, their good health didn't help when they went on a rare vacation and their plane crashed, sending them off to Heaven.[/COLOR][/FONT][/SIZE]
[COLOR=black][FONT=Verdana][SIZE=3]They reached the pearly gates, and St.. Peter escorted them inside. He took them to a beautiful mansion, furnished in gold and fine silks, with a fully stocked kitchen and a waterfall in the master bath. [/SIZE][/FONT][/COLOR]
[COLOR=black][FONT=Verdana][SIZE=3]A maid could be seen hanging their favourite clothes in the closet. [/SIZE][/FONT][/COLOR]
[SIZE=3][FONT=Verdana][COLOR=black]They gasped in astonishment when he said, 'Welcome to Heaven. This will be your home now.'[/COLOR][/FONT][/SIZE]
[COLOR=black][FONT=Verdana][SIZE=3]The old man asked Peter how much all this was going to cost. 'Why, nothing,' Peter replied, 'remember, this is your reward in Heaven.' [/SIZE][/FONT][/COLOR]
[SIZE=3][FONT=Verdana][COLOR=black]The old man looked out the window and right there he saw a championship golf course, finer and more beautiful than any ever built on Earth.. [/COLOR][/FONT][/SIZE]
[SIZE=3][FONT=Verdana][COLOR=black]'What are the greens fees?,' grumbled the old man. [/COLOR][/FONT][/SIZE]
[SIZE=3][FONT=Verdana][COLOR=black]'This is heaven,' St. Peter replied. 'You can play for free, every day.' [/COLOR][/FONT][/SIZE]
[COLOR=black][FONT=Verdana][SIZE=3]Next they went to the clubhouse and saw the lavish buffet lunch, with every imaginable cuisine laid out before them, from seafood to steaks to exotic deserts, free flowing beverages. [/SIZE][/FONT][/COLOR]
[SIZE=3][FONT=Verdana][COLOR=black]'Don't even ask,' said St. Peter to the man. This is Heaven, it is all free for you to enjoy.' [/COLOR][/FONT][/SIZE]
[SIZE=3][FONT=Verdana][COLOR=black]The old man looked around and glanced nervously at his wife. [/COLOR][/FONT][/SIZE]
[SIZE=3][FONT=Verdana][COLOR=black]'Well, where are the low fat and low cholesterol foods and the decaffeinated tea?,' he asked. [/COLOR][/FONT][/SIZE]
[SIZE=3][FONT=Verdana][COLOR=black]That's the best part,' St. Peter replied. 'You can eat and drink as much as you like of whatever you like and you will never get fat or sick. [/COLOR][/FONT][/SIZE]
[SIZE=3][FONT=Verdana][COLOR=black]This is Heaven!' [/COLOR][/FONT][/SIZE]
[FONT=Verdana][COLOR=black][SIZE=3]The old man pushed, 'No gym to work out at?' [/SIZE][/COLOR][/FONT]
[SIZE=3][FONT=Verdana][COLOR=black]'Not unless you want to,' was the answer. [/COLOR][/FONT][/SIZE]
[SIZE=3][FONT=Verdana][COLOR=black]'No testing my sugar or blood pressure [/COLOR][/FONT][/SIZE]
[SIZE=3][FONT=Verdana][COLOR=black]'Never again.[/COLOR][/FONT][/SIZE]
[COLOR=black][FONT=Verdana][SIZE=3]All you do here is enjoy yourself.'[/SIZE][/FONT][/COLOR]
[COLOR=red][FONT=Verdana][SIZE=3]The old man glared at his wife and said, 'You and your bloody bran Flakes. We could have been here ten years ago!'[/SIZE][/FONT][/COLOR]
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