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[FONT=Tahoma][COLOR=maroon][COLOR=maroon][FONT=Tahoma]The latest club craze is to fill a woman's vagina with vodka and then suck it out using a straw. Doctors are warning about the dangers of minge drinking[/FONT][/COLOR][/COLOR][/FONT][FONT=Tahoma]
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[FONT=Tahoma][COLOR=red]A farmer in Devon has made history by growing a field of dildos! Unfortunately he's had a lot of trouble with squatters![/COLOR][/FONT][/COLOR]
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[FONT=Tahoma][COLOR=#004200]85% of Liverpudlian males say they enjoy sex in the shower........ The other 15% haven't been to prison yet[/COLOR][/FONT][/COLOR]
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[FONT=Tahoma][COLOR=blue]I'm really p*ssed off! Someone’s just crashed into my car in one of them new Skodas. There’s f.......g jam and sponge everywhere![/COLOR][/FONT][/COLOR][COLOR=maroon]
[FONT=Tahoma][COLOR=maroon]Bastards! Just been thrown out & barred from the local swimming baths because I had my Speedo trunks on! What I didn't know was the 'S' had come off the logo!![/COLOR][/FONT][/COLOR]
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[FONT=Tahoma][COLOR=#2020a0]Just bought a racehorse called 'My Face', It may not be any good but I can't wait to hear all the women in the crowd screaming 'come on .. .My face[/COLOR][/FONT][/COLOR]
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[FONT=Tahoma][COLOR=#004200]I've just been 2 my first Muslim birthday party! Musical chairs was a bit slow but f*ck me pass the parcel was fast![/COLOR][/FONT][/COLOR]
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[FONT=Tahoma][COLOR=green]I dunno what all the fuss is about this shark coming to Cornwall . It’s the first thing in ages that’s tried to get in this country that’s f*cking white !![/COLOR][/FONT][/COLOR][B]
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[B][FONT=Tahoma][COLOR=purple]2 Irish couples decide to swap partners. Afterwards Paddy said to Murphy that’s the best f*ck I've ever had, I wonder how the girls got on ?[/COLOR][/FONT][/B][/COLOR][/B]
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[FONT=Tahoma][COLOR=#ff8100]If mothers Celebrate mother’s day, fathers celebrate father’s day, lovers celebrate valentine’s day, do wankers celebrate palm Sunday?[/COLOR][/FONT][/COLOR][B]
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[B][FONT=Tahoma][COLOR=#813f62]Paddy weighs 20st, so his doctor puts him on a diet. 'I want you to eat regularly for 2 days, then skip a day and repeat this for 2 weeks, you should lose 5lbs.' When Paddy returned, he shocked the doctor by having lost 4st. 'That’s amazing the doc said'...Paddy nodded...'I'll tell you be Jesus, I taut I was gonna drop dead by da 3rd day.' 'What from hunger said the doc?'...'No from the f........g skipping!'[/COLOR][/FONT][/B][/COLOR][/B]
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[FONT=Tahoma][COLOR=#002060]THE BBC HAVE SAID THAT BLACK AND ASIANS ARE NOT REPRESENTED ENOUGH ON TV SO THEY'RE PUTTING CRIMEWATCH ON TWICE A WEEK.[/COLOR][/FONT][/COLOR]
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[FONT=Tahoma][COLOR=olive]Just popped home, caught the plumber with his dick in the dog! Can't believe the police won't do anything! They said the b*stard was corgi registered[/COLOR][/FONT][/COLOR]
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[FONT=Tahoma][COLOR=red][B][B]PS Are you available to come to a charity pancake competition on Shrove Tuesday? The organisers have the pans and the ingredients they just need a tosser.[/B][/B][/COLOR][/FONT][/COLOR][/FONT]
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[FONT=Tahoma][COLOR=red]A farmer in Devon has made history by growing a field of dildos! Unfortunately he's had a lot of trouble with squatters![/COLOR][/FONT][/COLOR]
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[FONT=Tahoma][COLOR=#004200]85% of Liverpudlian males say they enjoy sex in the shower........ The other 15% haven't been to prison yet[/COLOR][/FONT][/COLOR]
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[FONT=Tahoma][COLOR=blue]I'm really p*ssed off! Someone’s just crashed into my car in one of them new Skodas. There’s f.......g jam and sponge everywhere![/COLOR][/FONT][/COLOR][COLOR=maroon]
[FONT=Tahoma][COLOR=maroon]Bastards! Just been thrown out & barred from the local swimming baths because I had my Speedo trunks on! What I didn't know was the 'S' had come off the logo!![/COLOR][/FONT][/COLOR]
[COLOR=#2020a0]
[FONT=Tahoma][COLOR=#2020a0]Just bought a racehorse called 'My Face', It may not be any good but I can't wait to hear all the women in the crowd screaming 'come on .. .My face[/COLOR][/FONT][/COLOR]
[COLOR=#004200]
[FONT=Tahoma][COLOR=#004200]I've just been 2 my first Muslim birthday party! Musical chairs was a bit slow but f*ck me pass the parcel was fast![/COLOR][/FONT][/COLOR]
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[FONT=Tahoma][COLOR=green]I dunno what all the fuss is about this shark coming to Cornwall . It’s the first thing in ages that’s tried to get in this country that’s f*cking white !![/COLOR][/FONT][/COLOR][B]
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[B][FONT=Tahoma][COLOR=purple]2 Irish couples decide to swap partners. Afterwards Paddy said to Murphy that’s the best f*ck I've ever had, I wonder how the girls got on ?[/COLOR][/FONT][/B][/COLOR][/B]
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[FONT=Tahoma][COLOR=#ff8100]If mothers Celebrate mother’s day, fathers celebrate father’s day, lovers celebrate valentine’s day, do wankers celebrate palm Sunday?[/COLOR][/FONT][/COLOR][B]
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[B][FONT=Tahoma][COLOR=#813f62]Paddy weighs 20st, so his doctor puts him on a diet. 'I want you to eat regularly for 2 days, then skip a day and repeat this for 2 weeks, you should lose 5lbs.' When Paddy returned, he shocked the doctor by having lost 4st. 'That’s amazing the doc said'...Paddy nodded...'I'll tell you be Jesus, I taut I was gonna drop dead by da 3rd day.' 'What from hunger said the doc?'...'No from the f........g skipping!'[/COLOR][/FONT][/B][/COLOR][/B]
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[FONT=Tahoma][COLOR=#002060]THE BBC HAVE SAID THAT BLACK AND ASIANS ARE NOT REPRESENTED ENOUGH ON TV SO THEY'RE PUTTING CRIMEWATCH ON TWICE A WEEK.[/COLOR][/FONT][/COLOR]
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[FONT=Tahoma][COLOR=olive]Just popped home, caught the plumber with his dick in the dog! Can't believe the police won't do anything! They said the b*stard was corgi registered[/COLOR][/FONT][/COLOR]
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[FONT=Tahoma][COLOR=red][B][B]PS Are you available to come to a charity pancake competition on Shrove Tuesday? The organisers have the pans and the ingredients they just need a tosser.[/B][/B][/COLOR][/FONT][/COLOR][/FONT]
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