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[FONT=Arial]Always wear clean underwear in public, especially when working under your[/FONT]
[FONT=Arial]vehicle.. .From the Northwest Florida Daily News comes this story of a Crestview couple who drove their car to Wal-Mart, only to have their car break down in the parking lot.[/FONT]
[FONT=Arial]The man told his wife to carry on with the shopping while he fixed the car in the lot. The wife returned later to see a small group of people near the car.[/FONT]
[FONT=Arial]On closer inspection, she saw a pair of male legs protruding from under the chassis.[/FONT]
[FONT=Arial]Although the man was in shorts, his lack of underpants turned private parts into glaringly public ones.[/FONT]
[FONT=Arial]Unable to stand the embarrassment, she dutifully stepped forward, quickly put her hand UP his shorts, and tucked everything back into place.[/FONT]
[FONT=Arial]On regaining her feet, she looked across the hood and found herself staring at her husband who was standing idly by.[/FONT]
[FONT=Arial]The mechanic, however, had to have three stitches in his forehead.[/FONT]
[FONT=Arial]vehicle.. .From the Northwest Florida Daily News comes this story of a Crestview couple who drove their car to Wal-Mart, only to have their car break down in the parking lot.[/FONT]
[FONT=Arial]The man told his wife to carry on with the shopping while he fixed the car in the lot. The wife returned later to see a small group of people near the car.[/FONT]
[FONT=Arial]On closer inspection, she saw a pair of male legs protruding from under the chassis.[/FONT]
[FONT=Arial]Although the man was in shorts, his lack of underpants turned private parts into glaringly public ones.[/FONT]
[FONT=Arial]Unable to stand the embarrassment, she dutifully stepped forward, quickly put her hand UP his shorts, and tucked everything back into place.[/FONT]
[FONT=Arial]On regaining her feet, she looked across the hood and found herself staring at her husband who was standing idly by.[/FONT]
[FONT=Arial]The mechanic, however, had to have three stitches in his forehead.[/FONT]
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