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    [COLOR=magenta][FONT=Verdana][SIZE=3][FONT=Verdana][U]School 1977 vs. School 2007[/U]

    Scenario: Johnny and Mark get into a fistfight after school.

    1977 - Crowd gathers. Mark wins. Johnny and Mark shake hands and end up mates.

    2007 - Police are called, Armed Response Unit arrives and arrests Johnny and Mark. Mobiles with video of fight confiscated as evidence. They are charged with assault, ASBOs are taken out and both are suspended even though Johnny started it. Diversionary conferences and parent meetings conducted. Video shown on 6 internet sites.



    Scenario: Jeffrey won't sit still in class, disrupts other students.

    1977 - Jeffrey is sent to the principal's office and given 6 of the best. Returns to class, sits still and does not disrupt class again.

    2007 - Jeffrey is given huge doses of Ritalin. Counselled to death. Becomes a zombie. Tested for ADD. School gets extra funding because Jeffrey has a disability. Drops out of school.



    Scenario: Billy breaks a window in his neighbour's car and his Dad gives him the slipper.

    1977 - Billy is more careful next time, grows up normal, goes to college, and becomes a successful businessman.

    2007 - Billy's dad is arrested for child abuse. Billy is removed to foster care and joins a gang. Psychologist tells Billy's sister that she remembers being abused herself and their dad goes to prison. Billy's mum has an affair with the psychologist. Psychologist gets a promotion.



    Scenario: Mark, a college student, brings cigarettes to school .

    1977 - Mark shares a smoke with the school principal out on the smoking area.

    2007 - Police are called and Mark is expelled from School for drug possession. His car is searched for drugs and weapons.



    Scenario: Mohammed fails high school English.

    1977 - Mohammed retakes his exam, passes and goes to college.

    2007 - Mohammed's cause is taken up by local human rights group. Newspaper articles appear nationally explaining that making English a requirement for graduation is racist. Civil Liberties Association files class action lawsuit against state school system and his English teacher. English is banned from core curriculum. Mohammed is given his qualification anyway but ends up mowing lawns for a living because he cannot speak English.



    Scenario: Johnny takes apart leftover firecrackers, puts them in a model
    plane paint bottle and blows up an anthill.

    1977 - Ants die.

    2007 - MI5 and police are called and Johnny is charged with
    perpetrating acts of terrorism. Teams investigate parents, siblings are removed from the home, computers are confiscated, and Johnny's dad goes on a terror watch list and is never allowed to fly with American Carriers ever again.



    Scenario: Johnny falls during break and scrapes his knee. His teacher, Mary, finds him crying, and gives him a hug to comfort him.

    1977 - Johnny soon feels better and goes back to playing.

    2007 - Mary is accused of being a sexual predator and loses her job. She
    faces three years in prison. Johnny undergoes five years of therapy. Becomes gay.[/FONT][/SIZE][/FONT][FONT=Arial][SIZE=2][/SIZE][/FONT][/COLOR]
    I am prepared to meet my Maker.
    Whether my Maker is prepared for the great ordeal of meeting me is another matter.
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  • #2
    it certainly is the truth!!!!!!!!!!!
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    • #3
      Where did you find my old school reports from?:smilielol5:

      Cheers

      Mark
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      • #4
        So true, so sad that it's so true too.
        John

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        • #5
          [quote=marktigere1;123770]Where did you find my old school reports from?:smilielol5:

          Cheers

          Mark[/quote]


          [FONT=Comic Sans MS][SIZE=3][COLOR=magenta]PMSL :smilielol5:[/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT]
          I am prepared to meet my Maker.
          Whether my Maker is prepared for the great ordeal of meeting me is another matter.
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          • #6
            Sad, but true.
            Happy Landings.
            David

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            • #7
              I am always hearing "Thats Progress" :(

              But is it??? :confused:
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              • #8
                1980, Johnny copies the few decent records in his dads collection to tape and
                lends some to friends.

                2007, Johnny is German and copies his cds to mp3, transfering them to a friend via limewire. Police turn up at house. Confiscate PC, ipod, and send a fixed charge notice for 750euros.

                As happened to a german friend of mine. Right after she came to London and got mugged in Camden for £250...

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                • #9
                  dont get me started on p2p....
                  www.lincsheli.com

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                  • #10
                    1998 - Mark starts fabulous journey of Model Helicopter ownership.

                    2008 - Mark files for bankruptcy

                    :smilielol5:
                    sigpicx2

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                    • #11
                      Nine Words...

                      [COLOR=#ff3399][FONT=Verdana][U]Nine words women use...[/U][/FONT][/COLOR][B][FONT=Verdana][SIZE=2][FONT=Verdana][/FONT][/SIZE][/FONT][/B][FONT=Verdana][SIZE=2][FONT=Verdana]
                      1.) [B][COLOR=red][COLOR=red][B]Fine[/B][/COLOR][/COLOR] [/B]: This is the word women use to end an argument when they are
                      right and you need to shut up.

                      2.) [B][COLOR=#ff9900][COLOR=#ff9900][B]Five Minutes[/B][/COLOR][/COLOR] [/B]: If she is getting dressed, this means a half an hour. Five minutes is only five minutes if you have just beengiven five more minutes to watch the game before helping around the house.

                      3.) [B][COLOR=yellow][COLOR=yellow][B]Nothing:[/B][/COLOR][/COLOR][/B] This is the calm before the storm. This means something, and you should be on your toes. Arguments that begin with nothing usually end in fine.

                      4.)[COLOR=#00c1c2][/COLOR][B][COLOR=lime][COLOR=lime][B]Go Ahead[/B][/COLOR][/COLOR]:[/B] This is a dare, not permission. Don't Do It!

                      5.) [B][COLOR=aqua][COLOR=aqua][B]Loud Sigh[/B][/COLOR][/COLOR]:[/B] This is actually a word, but is a non-verbal statement often misunderstood by men. A loud sigh means she thinks you are an idiot and wonders why she is wasting her time standing here and arguing with you about nothing. (Refer back to #3 for the meaning of nothing.)

                      6.) [B][COLOR=fuchsia][COLOR=fuchsia][B]That's Okay[/B][/COLOR][/COLOR]:[/B] This is one of the most dangerous statements a wom[COLOR=#333399][COLOR=#333399]a[/COLOR][/COLOR]n can make to a man. That's okay means she wants to think long and hard before deciding how and when you will pay for your mistake.

                      7.)[COLOR=#a00000][/COLOR][B][COLOR=purple][COLOR=purple][B]Thanks:[/B][/COLOR][/COLOR][/B] A woman is thanking you, do not question, or Faint. Just say you're welcome.

                      [/FONT][/SIZE][/FONT][FONT=Verdana][SIZE=2][/SIZE][/FONT][FONT=Verdana][SIZE=2][FONT=Verdana]8.) [B][COLOR=#ff99cc][COLOR=#ff99cc][B]Whatever:[/B][/COLOR][/COLOR][/B] Is a women's way of saying F@!K YOU!

                      9.) [B][COLOR=#ff3399][COLOR=#ff3399][B]Don't worry about it, I got it[/B][/COLOR][/COLOR]: [/B]Another dangerous statement, meaning this is something that a woman has told a man to do several times, but is now doing it herself. This will later result in a man asking 'What's wrong?' For the woman's response refer to #3.Then you RUN!
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                      I am prepared to meet my Maker.
                      Whether my Maker is prepared for the great ordeal of meeting me is another matter.
                      Blade CX2
                      And a heli mad hubby!!

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                      • #12
                        1977 - Johnny, fed up with being bullied, finally hits the bully right on the nose, the bully gets expelled when the head learns what's been going on.
                        2007 - Johnny, fed up with being bullied, finally hits the bully on the nose, the head drags Johnny into the office and tells him that's no way to treat the poor bully who is suffering from ADDS. Johnny is excluded from school while the bully is given the trip of a lifetime to Barbados.
                        John

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                        • #13
                          "8.) [B][COLOR=#ff99cc][COLOR=#ff99cc][B]Whatever:[/B][/COLOR][/COLOR][/B] Is a women's way of saying F@!K YOU!"

                          I thought this was a teenager's response... :rofl:
                          John

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                          • #14
                            There quite extreme examples but the message is there alright.

                            The worlds gone stark raving mad!
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