How to save petrol

[nightstalker]

The Great Gordon Brown wants us to cut the amount of petrol we use......




The best way to stop using so much petrol is to deport 3 million illegal immigrants!





That would be 3 million less people using our petrol. The price of petrol would come down.....





Bring our troops home from Iraq to guard the Channel....




When they catch an illegal immigrant crossing the Channel, hand him a canteen, rifle and some ammo and ship him to Iraq ....




Tell him if he wants to come to Britain then he must serve a tour in the military....




Give him a soldier's pay while he's there and tax him on it.....




After his tour, he will be allowed to become a citizen since he defended this country.....




He will also be registered to be taxed and be a legal resident.....





This option will probably deter illegal immigration and provide a solution for the troops in Iraq and the aliens trying to make a better life for themselves.. .....





If they refuse to serve, ship them to Iraq anyway, without the canteen, rifle or ammo.....




Problem solved.....

[Sao]

You could write for the daily mail

[kevinh]

bloody agree with that mate,


bring back national service for teenages as well, give them abit of discipline back into the youth of today.

[andylinney]

sounds like something from Starship Troopers (can't say I don't agree, bring back national service!)

[SimonV6]

hell yes, Steve1976 for PM


Simon

[robgt]

Sod national service - I wouldn't want to be forced to fight illegal wars that stupid governments get us into in the course of licking the ar$e of the US...


Cheers,
Rob

[Tim Procter]

Enoch Powel had the right idea years ago but no one listened to him..


Ship the bloody lot back across the water..

[David Drew]

Sod national service - I wouldn't want to be forced to fight illegal wars that stupid governments get us into in the course of licking the ar$e of the US...


Cheers,
Rob

I think the idea of conscription to fight wars went a long time ago, but a form of National Service, non-combat - is JUST what the youth of this country right now.

For example, all swiss men have to sign up & do their military training - and they don't fight anybody

[robgt]

For example, all swiss men have to sign up & do their military training - and they don't fight anybody

I could agree with that sort of idea
Cheers,
Rob

[David Drew]

Seriously, They train, have their weapons & kit locked away at home, do several weeks a year and must be ready to fight until they are quite old. Then they don't pick a fight with anyone.

And they have no yob culture like we do in the UK. It's an epidemic. It's out of control, but the bleeding heart brigade won't do anything about it

Sucks

David

[jamiesawyer28041978]

Seriously guys have you been watching Ross Kemp in Afganistan , that is some serious dangerous sh,t that is going on over there and you would need some hairy cahooooonahhhhs for that job . I do a lot of shooting and have my own 308 50 cal rifle and cull red deer in the winter and see what a bullet can do to flesh and its not a nice thought to get a kiss from some thing moving at 3000 ft per sec and the size of a wasp. F..K THAT FOR A GAME OF SOLDERS

[brin]

a poor east european chap came out of his front door ,took a look to his left, saw a bus ,ran stright into the road,got a lift over my car back onto the pavement,his friend took him back inside his house,i called the police,they found him,said he did not want to go to a&e ,asked them for his name,was told that under the data protection act they could not do this,so next time the police stop you and ask your name tell them you are protected under the D P A.ps saved me petrol as i could not drive for a week