Gareth Gates flies heli's?????

[Jamin_00]

Apparently

The BMFA Classified Ads Service / Trex 450 Pro

[stumpe]

Lol, that's funny if he does fly, although you would have thought he would fly something a bit more with all his money

Lee

[Jamin_00]

Well he is gay, is'nt he???

[gorber]

He is at our club.

But it is not the famous Gareth Gates, just someone with the same name. It must be him because I know he is selling a 450.

He is mainly a plank flier.

[millerman]

Well he is gay, is'nt he???

Pretty sure he is not gay from a programme I saw once he had a propper fit looking bird ;0)


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[Gate88]

Yes he's a member at our club, his real name was Arthur Bracket-Sminge, he changed it by deed poll a few years back as he's now in a witness protection programme due to an arrest for intent to supply class A alternative meats where he turned supergrass and his testimony led to the conviction of several high profile meat barons.
Its not an uncommon practice at Slough, Leonna "T2" Lewis, Susan "Jaco" Boyle, and "Joe "Nelson" Mceldry" all changed their names to hide their shadey past llives.

I hope that clears it up

Cheers

Rebecca "Guy" Ferguson

[spunkmyer]

Yes he's a member at our club, his real name was Arthur Bracket-Sminge, he changed it by deed poll a few years back as he's now in a witness protection programme due to an arrest for intent to supply class A alternative meats where he turned supergrass and his testimony led to the conviction of several high profile meat barons.
Its not an uncommon practice at Slough, Leonna "T2" Lewis, Susan "Jaco" Boyle, and "Joe "Nelson" Mceldry" all changed their names to hide their shadey past llives.

I hope that clears it up

Cheers

Rebecca "Guy" Ferguson

Nice one Guy, however you forgot me on your target list. Hmm maybe thats a good thing.

[Gate88]

Nice one Guy, however you forgot me on your target list. Hmm maybe thats a good thing.

For your own safety Jedward!!!!

[gorber]

....he's now in a witness protection programme due to an arrest for intent to supply class A alternative meats...

I am thinking there is more to this alternative meats infatuation than meets the eye. It appears he has become addicted to his own produce and is selling off his entire collection of aircraft to fund the habbit.

[Gate88]

I am thinking there is more to this alternative meats infatuation than meets the eye. It appears he has become addicted to his own produce and is selling off his entire collection of aircraft to fund the habbit.

Its sad to see, he started off with the relativly harmless partridge breasts but progressed onto the hard stuff and that was his down fall. He's selling off everything he owns for just to satisfy his craving for ostrich meat and kangaroo steaks!

[gorber]

Maybe we should be thinking of some intervention for his own good, otherwise where could this end is anybody's guess. And I don't want to be around when he has exhausted the list of alternative 'animal' meat.

[Gate88]

Maybe we should be thinking of some intervention for his own good, otherwise where could this end is anybody's guess. And I don't want to be around when he has exhausted the list of alternative 'animal' meat.

I know! Imagine what it'd be like if he ends up going "cold turkey"!

[spunkmyer]

I seem to remember a list on Gareth's table in his kitchen

It had these suggestions on it in case of such a meat shortage

Sliced guy, peppered and seasoned.
Jellied simon with rice.

Pretty sure the list was not finished due to the pen beside to paper.

Yes I know I'll get my coat..

[Guest]

Thanks for the advertising, Its my Advert. My Name is Gareth Gates, I have had over 4000 emails from many people thinking im the pop star. I loaded MSN on a computer and i had so many people wanting to be friends that it crashed my computer 6 times, while trying to block all the people that i didnt know.

I am starting to get in to the alternative meats. There are so many meats that people are not willing to try.

Thanks
Gareth (Formerly Arthur Bracket-Sminge)

[twister440]

Remember zammo?
JUST SAY NO!