Top Worst Quotes at the Field

[Smoothound]

Give me a break I'm trying to give people a chance to live in the safe old 2000's where you can't say anything because Blair and his asshole mates want to run everyones brain for them and tell them exactly how and when to wipe their poo chutes

[nightstalker]

OH dear lol

[Steve]

One that has always made me laugh....

One of the chaps at our field was worried that his aerial was dangling all over the place, and might get caught in the rotor head or blades when the heli was inverted. Someone then said, "No it won't, the force of the air from the blades will always push the aerial past the skids and away from the rotor head."

At this point, all 4 heli fliers who were at the field at that time (including myself!) just agreed with the statement and thought no more of it. At the end of the next flight, after a few loops and rolls, the heli landed with the end of the aerial caught in the swash plate!

Think about it - which way will the air from the blades be going when it's inverted?

Doh! We still laugh about it to this day.

[showtime]

Rob Rasey saying to me "i'm gonna go for a few low passes" only to fly it straight into the ground at speed on the first swoop

the look on his face! Priceless

[Biggles]

My favorite ones are....how high does it go? and how far does it go????

[Ice Man]

The one I hate the Most 'is it a PETROL one' - or just shortened to 'PETROL?'

Along with asking how much is it, how fast does it go, is it hard to fly, how high can you get it etc.. whilst standing 6" away from your face whilst you are in the middle of flying!

These are quotes from years ago when I flew planks in public spaces. Now i'm in a club so it's not so bad.

[ChrisB]

Give me a break I'm trying to give people a chance to live in the safe old 2000's where you can't say anything because Blair and his asshole mates want to run everyones brain for them and tell them exactly how and when to wipe their poo chutes

Yeh,i hear Labours new catchphrase is


"Ve hav vays of making you talk"

I still wonder to this day how the hell he got a third term,,there must be a lot of seriously deluded voters in this country

Everything about this country is going down the $hitter very fast and yet they still stand up and say,youve never had it so good,,yeh right

[Biggles]

I won't list the others for fear of winding up some PC idiot

Just go for it.......we don't like censorship.

[Bikeracer]

Give me a break I'm trying to give people a chance to live in the safe old 2000's where you can't say anything because Blair and his asshole mates want to run everyones brain for them and tell them exactly how and when to wipe their poo chutes

It's good to hear someone speak the truth.Bring back Maggie I say,we need someone that can lead not waffle.

Allan

[Bug]

Deffinatly one of the worst ones i heard was a couple of weeks ago.
One of the old guys decided he was going to fly his plane on the other runway (not the one every1 else had been using all day). And we were like "why's he doing that" ... then someone replyed saying " He wants to fly it into one of the tree's, then he can go for a padle in the river" about 5 minutes l8er was the loudest crack ive heard a plane make as it hit the tree..

[ChrisB]

It's good to hear someone speak the truth.Bring back Maggie I say,we need someone that can lead not waffle.

Allan

Now there was a good leader,she wouldnt let anybody walk over this country at all,,

Blair is nothing but a spineless twat and the quicker he effs off the better

He will go down in history as a PM who acheived absolutely sod all in his term,except to sell this country of ours down the river

[Biggles]

Maggie....hmm....do you remember the poll tax?

[ChrisB]

Deffinatly one of the worst ones i heard was a couple of weeks ago.
One of the old guys decided he was going to fly his plane on the other runway (not the one every1 else had been using all day). And we were like "why's he doing that" ... then someone replyed saying " He wants to fly it into one of the tree's, then he can go for a padle in the river" about 5 minutes l8er was the loudest crack ive heard a plane make as it hit the tree..

See there you go,,the keywords are old guys and planes

[showtime]

i'll agree with that, at least she was an actual leader not just a "mascot" like the Torys have had in recent years

if you think about it she was in charge through some pretty hard times, height of the Cold War etc




it does pain me to say it as i wouldn't ordinarily put a woman in charge of anything other than housework, but she was a good leader

[ChrisB]

Maggie....hmm....do you remember the poll tax?

Yes,,wasnt it a bit like council tax