How real is Hollyoaks?

[moyesboy]

Is your girlfriend six foot tall, blonde and fantastic looking?
Does she earn her living as a pole dancer?
Has she spent that money on an R/C heli for you this christmas?

Its just like real life isn't it?

If I wasn't so happily married, I'd could make do with the crap R/C heli on offer considering where its coming from...

Episode on c4 now - saw it on e4 last night. How sad am I?

[Chinook]

Is your girlfriend six foot tall, blonde and fantastic looking?
Does she earn her living as a pole dancer?
Has she spent that money on an R/C heli for you this christmas?

Its just like real life isn't it?

If I wasn't so happily married, I'd could make do with the crap R/C heli on offer considering where its coming from...

Episode on c4 now - saw it on e4 last night. How sad am I?

And I thought I needed to get out more....


Rich

[jamiem]

No to the first 2, yes to the last N5 is my xmas pressie from the other half (when it comes out in jan)

[fudded]

I only buy a lottery ticket because when I win I moving to hollyoaks

[waveydavey]

Is your girlfriend six foot tall, blonde and fantastic looking?
Does she earn her living as a pole dancer?
Has she spent that money on an R/C heli for you this christmas?

Its just like real life isn't it?

If I wasn't so happily married, I'd could make do with the crap R/C heli on offer considering where its coming from...

Episode on c4 now - saw it on e4 last night. How sad am I?

I thought they were all like that! Only I like redheads (not gingers)

[Andy from Sandy]

"waveydavey" !!!

That's a bit effeminate for a hard northener isn't it?

[Airwolfie]

Meh. I don't watch ANY soaps, they are all the same. Sooner or later, EVERYONE ends up with EVERYONE. Same c@@p, different title.....

[brin]

have you been drinking nitro lol

[waveydavey]

"waveydavey" !!!

That's a bit effeminate for a hard northener isn't it?

I likes me feminine side! Don't you sweety, Hiya!

[p4ddy]

About as real as there tits

[the_frogger]

About as real as there tits

Does it matter if they are real or not?

[Nick B]

Nope

[Hangar-7]

I know an actor from Hollyoaks - in real life she is even nicer looking!!! Eat your heart out Moyesboy!!

PS Don't think she does pole dancing tho.

[moyesboy]

I know an actor from Hollyoaks - in real life she is even nicer looking!!!

That must be the cross-dresser from Belfast is it? you definitely have quite different ideas than me!

[Geek]

Any pictures so I know what you are on about