BEWARE - New style speed trap in use!

[Mart61]

[Tosh]

Paint shop?

[Sao]

Paint shop?

Yeah and not even a very good one at that. It's also older than the hills but still quite amusing

[Mart61]

Well, I thought it was funny...

[Sao]

Simple things please simple minds Martin

[Tosh]

Well, I thought it was funny...

lt was.
Even funnier, lt wont be long before it real.

[Sesame]

Still wont catch bikes, forward facing

[Kwickkwack]

Still wont catch bikes, forward facing

Especially Blue ones Not too sure about green though





Ducks as Leebert throws another missile

[Sesame]

Green doesnt that indicate a catigory B write off.

Blue undercoat is ok until they get to put the propper black top coat on. but they only do that to the faster ones, the slow ones stay blue

[EtheAv8r]

May be 'old' but brought a smile to my currently naff day!

[Kwickkwack]

Green doesnt that indicate a catigory B write off.

Blue undercoat is ok until they get to put the propper black top coat on. but they only do that to the faster ones, the slow ones stay blue

Almost correct Tony,
They spray them all Black, and the real fast ones revert to Blue as the paint peels off, mind you they do have be have to be really fast before they turn to blue

[Sesame]

So are you actually saying the faulty ones are the ones that turn blue ROFLMAO

[Nipster]

Similar story from a few years back, apologies if it's been done before.

Picked upon Reuters earlier today.
Two British traffic patrol officers from North Berwick were involved in an unusual incident while checking for speeding motorists on the A1 Great North Road. One of the officers used a hand-held radar device to check the speed of a vehicle approaching over the crest of a hill, and was surprised when the speed was recorded at over 300 mph. Their radar suddenly stopped working and the officers were not able to reset it.

Just then a deafening roar over the treetops revealed that the radar had in fact latched on to a RAF Tornado fighter jet which was engaged in a low-flying exercise over the Border district, approaching from the North Sea.

Back at police headquarters the chief constable fired off a stiff complaint to the RAF Liaison office.

Back came the reply in true laconic RAF style:

"Thank you for your message, which allows us to complete the file on this incident. You may be interested to know that the tactical computer in the Tornado had detected the presence of, and subsequently locked onto, your hostile radar equipment and automatically sent a jamming signal back to it. Furthermore, an air-to-ground missile aboard the fully-armed aircraft had also automatically locked onto your equipment. Fortunately the pilot flying the Tornado recognized the situation for what it was, quickly responded to the missile systems alert status, and was able to override the automated defence system before the missile was launched and your hostile radar installation was destroyed"

[Mart61]

Simple things please simple minds Martin

I promised you a miracle! Promises, promises....

[Kwickkwack]

So are you actually saying the faulty ones are the ones that turn blue ROFLMAO

No no no no no
Only the special ones that are fast enough end up blue





This could go on forever