A joke

[nightstalker]

A drunk staggers in to a Catholic church and sits down in a confession box and says nothing. The bewildered priest coughs to attract his attention, but still the man says nothing.

The priest then knocks on the wall three times in a final attempt to get the man to speak.

Finally, the drunk replies, 'No use knocking, there's no paper in this one either.'

[Tim Procter]

[163phil]

Very good!

[AJ Jelly]

[Twister3D]

How unlucky am I?
Pulled this woman last night.
She was well fit for 59!
Thought why not give it a go?
Then she asks me if I had ever had a mother/daughter 3some?
I said no.
She said tonight is your lucky night then.
Went back to hers, she opens the door & shouts up stairs
Mum. u still awake?

[AJ Jelly]

[del19_82]

Lmao! Cheers Guys!!!!

[ShinOBIWAN]

A drunk staggers in to a Catholic church and sits down in a confession box and says nothing. The bewildered priest coughs to attract his attention, but still the man says nothing.

The priest then knocks on the wall three times in a final attempt to get the man to speak.

Finally, the drunk replies, 'No use knocking, there's no paper in this one either.'

Priests normally ask "Do you have anything to confess?"

I want to know why this one didn't and rudely kept quiet.

[Buccaneer]

Another joke

The BIG DECISION

A man wakes up in the hospital, bandaged from head to foot.
The doctor comes in and says, 'Ah, I see you've regained consciousness.
Now, you probably won't remember, but you were in a pile-up on the motorway. You're going to be okay, you'll walk again and everything, but...... Something happened.
I'm trying to break this gently, but the fact is, your willy was chopped off in the wreck,and we were unable to find it.'
The man groans, but the doctor goes on, 'You've got £9000 in insurance compensation coming to you, and we have the technology now to build you a new willy that will work as well as your old one did - better in fact! But the thing is, it doesn't come cheap. It's £1000 an inch.'
The man perks up at this. 'So,' the doctor says, 'it's for you to decide how many inches you want.
But it's something you'd better discuss with your wife I mean, if you had a five inch one before, and you decide to go for a nine incher, she might be a bit put out.But if you had a nine inch one before, and you decide only to invest in a five incher this time,she might be disappointed.So it's important that she plays a role in helping you make the decision.'
The man agrees to talk with his wife.The doctor comes back the next day. 'So,' says the doctor, 'have you spoken with your wife?''I have,' says the man. 'And has she helped you in making the decision?' 'She has,' says the man. 'And what is it?' asks the doctor.
'We're getting a new kitchen.

[Boggy]

a woman see's her plastic surgeon about getting "downstairs" tidied up as she is consious of it being a bit droopy. the surgeon confesses hes never done it before but will have ago.
when she wakes in hospital there is three lovely bunches of flowers! where are these from she asks.
the nurse says
the first are from your husband obviously
the second from the surgeon for trusting in him
the third from mr jones in the burns unit to say thank you for the new ears

[andylinney]

Priests normally ask "Do you have anything to confess?"

I want to know why this one didn't and rudely kept quiet.

Because it's a joke....