Fight at the club 3 broken planes 1 helicopter

[FuturaSE]

What a day
I was just only 10 minutes at the club
In the air where a few planes (later it seems 4 planes and1 helicopter)

I was sitting in the clubhouse with 2 others when at oncesomebody did shout at the flying field “NO WAY NO WAY”

We jumped up and we did see 2 people laying on the fieldfighting each other
The guy would did shout was trying to jump in between
Now he was shouting “STOP IT STOP IT”

Immediately I did run out towards the field but believe itor not there was a plane on the field just standing there and I struggled onthis plane and damaged it
Yes badly it was aloud noise it was made from wood and boththe wings where broken

Imagine this:
It was the plane from the guy who was shouting “stop it stopit”
He immediately changed his interest to me and the 2 fightingguys stopped fighting
He did ran to me and guess what? He slapped me in theface!!!!! With his fist

Now you have to know me Im not a fighter and it didnt hurtso I just said “sorry man”

In all this I was the only heli pilot
At this moment the 2 guys who stopped fighting came walkingto us

Like I told in the beginning in the clubhouse I was with 2other guys
At this moment they also did arrive the field and so wewhere standing there with 5 of us but there was no more fight everything wentcool
But while this all happened there where still 2 guys flyingat least 1 because someone did crash his plane because it was that noisy on thebackground (the fight started while he was in the air)
So we 5 of us looked at the field and there was 1 pilotstill flying his plane (can you believe this after all what was happened?)
And the other pilot was searching for his plane in the woodsno shit what a day J J

While everything did clear up a bit I did see on the fieldwas laying a damaged helicopter frame so yes the fight seems to get startedbecause a heli did hit a planck J

Later on I will explain how they crashed and how the fightstarted

But believe it or while we all standing there the last pilotwas about landing his plane
And yes he crashed it !!!!!!!!!
So 3 broken planes and 1 broken helicopter and almost 1broken nose (me)



nobody could made a video from this there was no one else at the club only we and where all busy either fighting /flying or crashing

[aparkin]

it sounds like a sketch from the 2 ronnies

[FuturaSE]

it sounds like a sketch from the 2 ronnies

ahahahahahaaa

[pgkevet]

Well you learned a valuable lesson. To stop a fight - jump on a plank.

[FuturaSE]

well you learned a valuable lesson. To stop a fight - jump on a plank.

lol

however feels like jumping a plank also will start a fight

[FuturaSE]

ok let me explan how they got into a fight I was planned to do it tomorrow but hey ok lets do it

There are 2 different stories about this
the heli pilot and the plane pilot are both telling a different story
however the 2 other guys which also where on the field telling the same story like the plank pilot so somehow we have to go with this and lets assume the helicopter pilot is lying

what did happen:

it has been told in the beginning there are 4 planes in the air and then the heli is going airborn

then 1 planker did shout: "CANT YOU WAIT JUST A FEW MINUTES ITS QUIT BUSY IN THE AIR"

the helicopter pilot answered: "THERE IS ENOUGH AIR YOU SHOULD LEARN TO FLY"

at that moment the other guys start laughing and because of that i guess the pilot has been triggered

whatever the planker did answer with something like this: "WHATEVER JUST SET DOWN YOUR HELICOPTERNOW OR I WILL FLY YOU OUT OF THE AIR"

somehow this got the heli flyer triggered

he walked toward the pilot while still flying is helicopter in circles over the field and is going to stand just next to the plane pilot and shouts in his ear: "I CANT HEAR YOU!!"

somehow this triggered the planker who totally lost it and slapped the transmitter out of the hands heli pilot
yes within a few seconds the plane and the helicopter crashed and they jumped at each other

all other pilots at the field confirm this
note: the guy who jumped in the fight with the words stop it stop it was that clever that he already landed his plane the moment the first pilot did shout "CANT YOU JUST WAIT"

note: there is a lot going on at the club at this moment it feels like this story isnt over yet

[tourerjim]

Heli & planks just don't mix

[gtfreight]

It sounds like a really friendly club you're in. How on earth did you break the plane? I hope you all kissed and made up later otherwise it could be uncomfortable for everyone in the future. It's funny to read but not for you I bet.
This must be a contender for thread of the month

[xygax]

Fight Club.... Interesting novel process for determining air superiority be careful it will lead to a no fly zone and diplomatic mediation ........

[aparkin]

the more you tell it the bigger the smile i have (is that wrong )

[LipolyGone]

Brings a whole new meaning to the term fight or flight lol
Then some clumsy clutz jumps on a plank you should send this material to Ben Elton.

[trillian]

At one of the clubs I fly at sometimes it is mainly planks. I think the rule is there can be only 6 aircraft in the air at one time (it's either 5 or 6). But this actually isn't a problem as the planks tend to fly higher and further away. It can get to be a bit of an issue with planks landing and taking off and having to stay clear of the runway, it's definitely not an ideal situation but it is workable.

If there's a clear rule about the max number of aircraft flying at once then it wouldn't be a matter of one person arbitrarily deciding to tell someone else to wait (unless he was about to land and was going to need the runway).

[Surinder Singh]

it sounds like a sketch from the 2 ronnies

More like Game of Thrones

[Rotorhead]

We need a video with a suitable sound track..... perhaps Benny Hill....