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[mattydred]

please feel free to add your own

[fatmantom] 12:48 am: not all women are annoying
[fatmantom] 12:48 am: .............................
[fatmantom] 12:48 am: some are dead

[tonyheliman] 12:50 am: me and my wife were happy for 19 years ........then we met
and it went down hill from there

[tonyheliman] 12:56 am: how can you trust somebody who bleeds for a week and then
doesn't die

tonyheliman] 12:58 am: dyslexics OF THE WORLD UNTIE

[tonyheliman] 1:00 am: a dyslexic sold his soul to santa

[Tim Procter]

This must be the winner..:D

[quote][tonyheliman] 12:56 am: how can you trust somebody who bleeds for a week and then doesn't die[/quote]

[mattydred]

[SIZE=2][COLOR=#545454]tonyheliman says:[/COLOR][/SIZE]
[FONT=Microsoft Sans Serif][SIZE=2]if you want free clothes---join the army[/SIZE][/FONT]
[SIZE=2][COLOR=#545454]tonyheliman says:[/COLOR][/SIZE]
[FONT=Microsoft Sans Serif][SIZE=2]lol[/SIZE][/FONT]
[SIZE=2][COLOR=#545454]mattydred says:[/COLOR][/SIZE]
[SIZE=2]lmfao[/SIZE]
[SIZE=2][COLOR=#545454]tonyheliman says:[/COLOR][/SIZE]
[FONT=Microsoft Sans Serif][SIZE=2]as much lead as you can carry[/SIZE][/FONT]
[SIZE=2][COLOR=#545454]mattydred says:[/COLOR][/SIZE]
[SIZE=2]i'll ring em now[/SIZE]
[SIZE=2][COLOR=#545454]tonyheliman says:[/COLOR][/SIZE]
[FONT=Microsoft Sans Serif][SIZE=2]get me on[/SIZE][/FONT]
[SIZE=2][COLOR=#545454]tonyheliman says:[/COLOR][/SIZE]
[FONT=Microsoft Sans Serif][SIZE=2]sniper[/SIZE][/FONT]
[SIZE=2][COLOR=#545454]tonyheliman says:[/COLOR][/SIZE]
[FONT=Microsoft Sans Serif][SIZE=2]not going if i cant shoot *** *****[/SIZE][/FONT]
[SIZE=2][COLOR=#545454]tonyheliman says:[/COLOR][/SIZE]
[FONT=Microsoft Sans Serif][SIZE=2]did you know our family has a military back ground?[/SIZE][/FONT]
[SIZE=2][COLOR=#545454]mattydred says:[/COLOR][/SIZE]
[SIZE=2]no[/SIZE]
[SIZE=2][COLOR=#545454]tonyheliman says:[/COLOR][/SIZE]
[FONT=Microsoft Sans Serif][SIZE=2]yep grandad had an uncle who was a pig in the boar war and great gramma was a hump in the camel core [/SIZE][/FONT]
[SIZE=2][COLOR=#545454]tonyheliman says:[/COLOR][/SIZE]
[FONT=Microsoft Sans Serif][SIZE=2]lol[/SIZE][/FONT]
[SIZE=2][COLOR=#545454]mattydred says:[/COLOR][/SIZE]
[SIZE=2]you not right[/SIZE]
[SIZE=2][COLOR=#545454]tonyheliman says:[/COLOR][/SIZE]
[FONT=Microsoft Sans Serif][SIZE=2]lol[/SIZE][/FONT]

[edison]

How do you add...I have quite a good one.

[fatmantom]

just type it.... right here, right now :)

[mattydred]

just copy and paste it into the quick reply box at the bottom

[edison]

I want to die like my granmother,in her sleep.Not like the people in
the back of the car screaming.

[Symon]

[quote=edison;134374]I want to die like my granmother,in her sleep.Not like the people in
the back of the car screaming.[/quote]

lol :smilielol5:

Classic!

[Richie b]

[Cali30] 10:56 pm: yeah exacally have you ever seen the state of my flight box
itll take me 20 to find one
[rcslopesurfer] 10:56 pm: i did lock it tho
[Jamez] 10:56 pm: thats one of his flight boxes
[Ade_Law] 10:56 pm: sounds like my flight box lol
[Ade_Law] 10:57 pm: and robs car
[Cali30] 10:57 pm: lol
[rcslopesurfer] 10:57 pm: robs got a car
[Jamez] 10:57 pm: it takes rob 20mins to find his car ??
[rcslopesurfer] 10:57 pm: wow
[Ade_Law] 10:57 pm: silver van
[Ade_Law] 10:57 pm: full of knight goodies
[Ade_Law] 10:57 pm: everywhere you look
[Ade_Law] 10:57 pm: ashtray, side pockets lol
[rcslopesurfer] 10:57 pm: #$%^&* could have knicked it at charmouth
[Cali30] 10:57 pm: exhaust
[rcslopesurfer] 10:57 pm: lol
[Jamez] 10:58 pm: god its only 28 degrees in my loft
[Ade_Law] 10:58 pm: airvents
[Cali30] 10:58 pm: gearbox
[Cali30] 10:58 pm: break discs
[rcslopesurfer] 10:58 pm: i normally keep mints in my side pockets
[Ade_Law] 10:58 pm: engine
[Jamez] 10:58 pm: washer bottle
[Ade_Law] 10:59 pm: rad
[Cali30] 10:59 pm: sump
[Ade_Law] 10:59 pm: intercooler
[Cali30] 10:59 pm: tyre
[Jamez] 10:59 pm: HORN
[Jamez] 10:59 pm: crankshaft
[Ade_Law] 10:59 pm: now ya just beling silly
[Cali30] 10:59 pm: metro
[Jamez] 10:59 pm: camshaft
[Jamez] 10:59 pm: fuel tank
[rcslopesurfer] 10:59 pm: he will get bored eventualy
[Cali30] 10:59 pm: no he wont
[xygax] 11:00 pm: we hope
[Jamez] 11:00 pm: tappets
[rcslopesurfer] 11:00 pm: lol
[rcslopesurfer] 11:00 pm: Jamez
[Jamez] 11:00 pm: rocker cover
[rcslopesurfer] 11:00 pm: enough
[rcslopesurfer] 11:00 pm: lol
[Cali30] 11:00 pm: cigaret lighter
[Jamez] 11:00 pm: combustion chambers
[rcslopesurfer] 11:00 pm: we get the drift
[Jamez] 11:00 pm: steering rack
[Cali30] 11:00 pm: ffs shut up
[rcslopesurfer] 11:00 pm: I created room "jamez does go on a bit"
[Jamez] 11:00 pm: upper ball joints
[Cali30] 11:00 pm: rofflmao
[Jamez] 11:01 pm: ok, I will stop ( trailing arm rear suspension)
[rcslopesurfer] 11:01 pm: ahhh hes stopped
[xygax] 11:01 pm: we just need teh >Boot< button to send people there
[Ade_Law] 11:01 pm: power steering resovoir
[Cali30] 11:01 pm: TEH
[rcslopesurfer] 11:01 pm: its gone already
[rcslopesurfer] 11:01 pm: ffs ade
[Jamez] 11:01 pm: ABS acumulator
[Cali30] 11:01 pm: interior light
[rcslopesurfer] 11:01 pm: dont start him off again
[Ade_Law] 11:02 pm: brake master cylinder
[xygax] 11:02 pm: air conditioner
[rcslopesurfer] 11:02 pm: forgot the air filter box
[Jamez] 11:02 pm: hose's ( various )
[Jamez] 11:02 pm: heater matrix
[Ade_Law] 11:02 pm: next time were at a flyin in his van im popping the bonnet
[Cali30] 11:02 pm: ignition key
[rcslopesurfer] 11:02 pm: yeh lol
[Jamez] 11:03 pm: clutch (ing at car parts )
[rcslopesurfer] 11:03 pm: probably got a few ballinks stashed some where for
good measure
[Ade_Law] 11:03 pm: see what i can pull out of the rocker cover